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Caption it!: Yao jogging, w/ unidentified babes

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by basso, Jul 19, 2006.

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  1. basso

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    damn, that one girl should've laid off the self-tanning lotion...
     
  2. tiger0330

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    You should have Photoshopped this with Yao chasing the girls rather than running the other way.
     
  3. smoothie

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    caption of not, yao's looking good.
     
  4. DaDakota

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    Ooompa loompa...dooopity doo.......
     
  5. Plowman

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    Yao's size never ceases to amaze me...esp. his legs.
    But the kicker and most important thing is how his strength,dexterity,and coordination mix to make him the great specimen that he is.
     
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    Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out.
     
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    I still think my regular updates on Yao Ming's Summer Activities of 2006 should be given a sticky label, such that I need not spend time scrolling down the menu every time to look for that thread to do my posting.

    This photo of Yao Ming jogging under 35 degree Centigrade (95 degree Fahrenheit) was at least 3 days old, which I already posted on the 17th.

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=2413923&postcount=153
     
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    I thought Asians were supposed to run away from Godzilla :D

    lol, j/k, I'm asian too
     
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    "NO FAIR. I should be able to open my eyes, KEITH... can I open them now?"
     
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    "Must...not...look...must think of hairy Buddhist priests...HAIRY BUDDHIST PRIESTS!!!"
     
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    Yao's mumbling to himself " I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt! So sexy it hurts..."

    (for some who don't know, it's actually lyrics from a song in the early 90's)
     
  13. Van Gundier

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    And here it is....

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZjCj_2tuCTc"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZjCj_2tuCTc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
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    Geez, I'm running backwards with my eyes closed and I'm still winning.
     
  15. MrButtocks

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    "These ladies wouldn't even need to bend down!"
     
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    Is that Kevin Bacon playing guitar with the frizzy mullet?
     
  17. RocketForever

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    Yao mumbled, "Falsone is a *$%#^%. He makes me run away from the girls with my eyes closed. :mad:"
     
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    Is it just me, or is Yao a Chinese version of Ivan Draggo.
    I must break you.
     
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    Is it just me, or has Yao gotten taller?
     
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    When is Yao going to start asserting himself and take the inner ring of the track? :mad: :mad:
     

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