Did you guys see that picture of Al Gore on Drudge, man he must be eating out with Michael Moore or something.
"Let me tell ya something boy....Jesus don't f*** around--keep wearing that turban and the mighty lord and savior will not hesistate to go Abu Gharib on your A$$....amen"
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get 'em up against the wall. -- 'Gainst the wall! And that one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me. Get him up against the wall. -- 'Gainst the wall! And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon. Who let all this riffraff into the room? There's one smoking a joint, and another with spots! If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot.
"Is that SamFisher over there in the corner? Grab some more dirty underwear to slap on his head ...... and take some pictures of it, like over in that prison thing everyone's talking about"
Grumpy Mr. Wilson once again tells that pesky Dennis Mitchell to stay out of his prized flower garden.
The guy on the left looks like John Kerry, only it looks as if he is having some problems with his shower head pressure. Kerry: These showers are horrible. There's no pressure, I can't get the shampoo out of my hair. Ashcroft: Me either. Kerry: If I don't have a good shower I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I'm not Kerry.
"If we allow people to go around pointing their fingers like this...in a time of peril like this...we're risking the lives of children, innocent children. Who knows what those evil terrorists could do with a sharp fingerpoint? So as of this day, with the help of the President, and the Houses, it is no longer legal to point your finger without written authorization."
"You, boy. Yeah you. The Jewish looking one. Have you accepted Christ as your savior? No? Get his ass to Gitmo, pronto!"
ok...this one made me laugh out loud! "you think you have problems? the man standing to my right has no penis."
"You there sir, Mr. Kerry, you can just kiss my arse"... or... "Hey you, liberal, go back, home and tell it someone who cares"...
