White Trash Bridesmaid Checklist: Tattoo: Check Dangling Cigarette: Check "Nobody better tell me the Nascar results" facial expression: Check
Or, how about: Cigarette: $3.00/pack White trash titty tatoo: $50.00 2 carat cubic zirconia white gold plated necklace: $15.00 Pictures of the bride at her bachelorette party that prove her dress shouldn't be white: Priceless