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Caption Game: The Utah Jazz have added a new player...

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by JBIIRockets, Jan 16, 2004.

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  1. JBIIRockets

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    yep, Larry Miller has had enough. If you want something right, you just have to do it yourself.
     
    #1 JBIIRockets, Jan 16, 2004
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    On a side note, you gotta love the Jazz sporting their "getting their ass kicked by the Rockets in the playoffs" retro jerseys. Those Jazz jerseys bring back special memories.

    Those were the days.
     
    #2 JBIIRockets, Jan 16, 2004
  3. DeAleck

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    That's true, but what does their current jersey mean(in relation to the Rockets)?
     
    #3 DeAleck, Jan 16, 2004
  4. vj23k

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    b*stard.

    :)

    At least we have two titles to show for our (j)azz-kicking days.
     
    #4 vj23k, Jan 16, 2004
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Internal feuding erupted in the Jazz lockerroom today when the baggy short and short short camps collided. Utah's latest draft pick and newest 'ass'et has signed on with the short short camp causing the veterans to lash out. More to come...
     
    #5 PhiSlammaJamma, Jan 16, 2004
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    We know what you're thinking. "I see that poor person with melanin deprivation, but what can I do to help?". Well, there IS a way you can help. For only 75 cents per day, less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help poor unfortunate melanin deprived individuals like Larry Miller.


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    Here at the American Melanin Association (AMA), it is our goal to give much needed assistance the the thousands of melanin deprived individuals across the country.

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    The AMA stretches out every penny of your donations to provide things like much needed melanin injections and valuable education on sunbathing techniques. Just look at those poor skin tones. We're not asking you to give much, just 75 cents per day. With your donation to the AMA, we'll provide you with letters from your melanin deprived friend, and periodic updates on the improvements of their skin tone.

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    We do realize that there are some people that can't be helped by the AMA, but that shouldn't stop you from giving what you can. There are still thousands of melanin deprived individuals out there that desperately need your help, with more being born every day. So, won't you make that call? That phone number is 1-800-MELANIN.
     
    #6 A-Train, Jan 16, 2004
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    Jerry Sloan signs middle-aged hobbit to prove that he can achieve a winning record with any crop of players.
     
    #7 Launch Pad, Jan 16, 2004
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    John Stockton has really let himself go since he retired.
     
    #8 Mr. Clutch, Jan 16, 2004
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    Marv Albert: Stockton to Ostertag
     
    #9 Tonaaayyyy, Jan 16, 2004
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    At first I thought it was Mickey Rooney from that movie "Bill".
     
    #10 Austin70, Jan 16, 2004
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    Greg Ostertag's cloning experiment hadn't gone as planned, but the Utah legend was still certain that the slightly-deformed Gregg Ostertagg could be of at least some use to the team.
     
    #11 Hippieloser, Jan 16, 2004
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    lol

    Some very nice lines..... :)
     
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    Ostertag: "I'll call him Mini-Me!"
     
    #13 Chuck04, Jan 17, 2004
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    Ostertag: I guess this is whats going to happen to me when i grow old.

    or

    Ostertag: so thats what im going to look like when i get out of Sloans doghouse
     
    #14 spydermex, Jan 18, 2004
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    melanin by far the best so far.
     
    #15 peleincubus, Jan 19, 2004
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    Reporter: "This team was predicted to win less than 18 games this season, yet it is still in the playoff picture at almost halfway through the season. Any comments?"

    "We get no RESPECT!" answered the newly acquired small forward Rodney Dangerfield
     
    #16 Kayman, Jan 19, 2004
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    "It's a Martin L. King night at the Delta center"
     
    #17 Kayman, Jan 19, 2004
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    A new "Round Mound of Rebound?"
     
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    Reminiscent of Benny Hill, Greg Ostertag walks over to whack the old, bald guy on top of his head a few times.
     
    #19 boomboom, Jan 20, 2004
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