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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, May 15, 2003.

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  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    [​IMG]

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    you do not need to quote this message to submit a caption.
    please just hit post reply and submit your caption
     
    #1 rockHEAD, May 15, 2003
  2. A-Train

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    "I mean, can you believe it?? Reginald actually thought that the 25 foot yacht was MINE!! I would NEVER have anything less than 35 feet. What does he think I am, a simpleton?!?! ha ha ha ha...."
     
    #2 A-Train, May 15, 2003
  3. Mulder

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    "Do I think that snorting coke by the cupfull will affect my looks? I Doubt it..."
     
    #3 Mulder, May 15, 2003
  4. getsmartnow

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    Next on "Where are they now?"....the guy in the gorilla suit, from 'Trading Places'.
     
    #4 getsmartnow, May 15, 2003
  5. rockHEAD

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    After the Phoenix Suns got bumped out of the playoffs, the Phoenix Gorilla went on a bender...
     
    #5 rockHEAD, May 15, 2003
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    Damn Mulder, that is hilarious. I can't top that one!
     
    #6 RocketMan Tex, May 15, 2003
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    "Hey guys...you gotta see this shirt I bought..."

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    #7 boomboom, May 15, 2003
  8. OmegaSupreme

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    the guy behind the lady in the red hat says: "hmmm... we only get hairy palms."
     
    #8 OmegaSupreme, May 15, 2003
  9. Castor27

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    Gorrilla Face--"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
    Red Hat --"Excuse me?"
    Gorilla Face--"You double-dipped the chip."
    Red Hat --"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
    Gorilla Face-- "You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
    Red Hat --"So?"
    Gorilla Face-- "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look,
    from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."
    Red Hat --"Well, I'm sorry Gorilla Face, but I don't dip that way."
    Gorilla Face-- "Oh, you don't, huh?"
    Red Hat --"No. You dip the way you want to dip, I'll dip the way I
    want to dip.
     
    #9 Castor27, May 15, 2003
  10. codell

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    Gorilla: Well, you see, I wanted to get rid of the whole white shirt tan look I have going on, so I went to the tanning place and ended up burning my face. It is so bad, that I have to wear this mask and drink through my nose because my lips are crusted together. So, as a nurse, is there anything you would recommend?

    Nurse: What, are you an idiot?
     
    #10 codell, May 15, 2003
  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    "What's a muff dive?"
     
    #11 PhiSlammaJamma, May 15, 2003
  12. RunninRaven

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    "These are O.R. scrubs."
    "Oh, ARE they?"
     
    #12 RunninRaven, May 15, 2003
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    "I told you we shouldn't have let the Randogene Institute of Biotechnology sponsor this year's Coke vs Pepsi taste test challenge!"
     
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  14. Tonaaayyyy

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    Gorilla ::: Does this shirt make me look fat?

    Ladies:: No, not at all........


    *paused silence*



    Gorilla::: How about them Lakers?

    Ladies::: They're ok... yea... critical game tonight..

    *Looks around*
     
    #14 Tonaaayyyy, May 15, 2003
  15. robbie380

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    Gorilla says, "Boy, don't y'all look stupid!"
     
    #15 robbie380, May 15, 2003
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    KoKo learns to use a straw to drink. :confused:
     
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  17. Summer Song Giver

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    Gorrila Boy: Yeah, and so as a result I piss out of my eye.
     
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    Gorrilla (Patrick Ewing) says "Yeah, Ever since retirement I have just been relaxin and living the good life"
     
    #18 MoBalls, May 15, 2003
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    See the ring? Yeah, there's a Mrs. Gorilla, sorry.
     
    #19 Oski2005, May 15, 2003
  20. Baqui99

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    LOL! Damn, dude. I knew it was coming.
     
    #20 Baqui99, May 15, 2003
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