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Caption Game: The Big Pole Dance

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Sep 22, 2002.

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  1. Jeff

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    <img src="http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2002/09/22/arts/22shat.1.468.jpg">

    <font size="1"><b>actual caption: Momix dancers rehearsing "Big Pole Dance" last month in the sunflower garden at the Washington, Conn., home of the choreographer Moses Pendleton.</b></font>
     
    #1 Jeff, Sep 22, 2002
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    "These figures were found outside of Vlad the Impaler's lesser known brother Bruce the Impaler's house. Reports vary as to why Bruce has the same nickname as his more famous brother."
     
    #2 Behad, Sep 22, 2002
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    "Spur and Jazz fans unite"
     
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    The San Francisco Nude Synchronized Freestyle Pole Vaulting Team warms up for competition in a sunflower garden.
     
    #4 Doctor Robert, Sep 22, 2002
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    "Just another day at the Dr of Dunk household"
     
    #5 DEANBCURTIS, Sep 22, 2002
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    HAHAHAHAHA

    I can't even begin to come up with a caption to top that :D
     
    #6 Castor27, Sep 22, 2002
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    Personally I think that the caption reads funniest as is....
     
    #7 MacBeth, Sep 22, 2002
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    Hilarious! My guess is that all those guys have been deflowered.
     
    #8 right1, Sep 22, 2002
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    The lights are off but I can still see.
     
    #9 Achebe, Sep 22, 2002
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    Size Matters to Big Pole Dancers
     
    #10 heypartner, Sep 22, 2002
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    That picture is disturbing Jeff. :( LOL.
     
    #11 TheReasonSF3, Sep 22, 2002
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    Middle guy: "Wow, look at the unit on that guy!"
     
    #12 The Real Shady, Sep 22, 2002
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    where are their genitals???? ....... poor blokes or whatever they are????
     
    #13 SmeggySmeg, Sep 22, 2002
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    "Jim Rome, Kevin Bacon, and Julian Sands kick off the new ad campaign for Sylvania fluorescent light bulbs."
     
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    "my name is Jeff, i wish all of my 10926 posts were this stimulating"
     
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    Live models were hired to replace the statues (which were destroyed in an earthquake) outside the home of a prominent Hollywood producer.

    :eek:
     
    #17 Refman, Sep 23, 2002
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    AAAAAAAgghhh!!!

    This is NOT the first thing I want to see at work on a Monday morning thank-you-very-much!!! {Reaching desperately for a cup of coffee!!!}
     
    #18 Falcons Talon, Sep 23, 2002
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    <i>...and you thought aliens were scary: in a bizzare twist to the formation of crop circles, an inexplicable cult of homosexual UFO-fanatics were "caught in the act" early Sunday Morning leaving crop-circle enthusiasts around the globe scratching their heads.</i>
     
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    NFL placekickers still vehemently try to prove that they ARE real athletes...

    "Hey Phil, how does my pole look.....no, not THAT pole, the other one!"
     
    #20 A-Train, Sep 23, 2002
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