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"Ooh, ooh, I know that site, Mrs. Johnson! That's where my daddy spends all his free time at! It's the ClutchCity BBS!"
Teacher: " what is this picture on the computer of?" white boy: " your face is ugly!" black boy: " shut the f*#k up you biiiaaaatch!" girl: "duuuuuuhhhhh"
Teacher: "As you can see children, the final score of last night's game is Rockets 87 LA Sparks 103." Pointing Kid: "Mrs. Phillips, why is that guy with the afro turning the ball over so much?" Microphone Kid: "Probably because he's a looping program written by one of the machines. He's been programmed to be the suckiest basketball player alive." Girl: "If that's the case, that's the most perfect program I have ever seen in my life."
No Billy, that's incorrect. If you miss another question, I'll be forced to punch you in the nose and sit you in the corner like Mr. Polar Bear.
Elementary American Idol: Clay: Hey Reuben, what kinda karaoke song is that. Reuben: Can't get enough of your love baby... Kimberly: I guess if I had enough sense to wear this backpack correctly, I might have lasted to the finals. Simon Cowell's mom: You all suck nobody should win. You can't even sing into a computer microphone correctly. You can all go to hell!!!!!!!
Teacher: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE White kid: hoo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o Cuttino Mobley Junior look alike: brrrrrrrr Girl: uhhhhhhhhh
Bill Worrell (white boy) "Now thats what I call a jump shot!" Calvin Murphy (Black kid) "Thats right Bill!" Lisa Milowski (white girl) " When can I run the Halftime Report?" Carroll Dawson (old Lady) "You see here kids....this is why you need to support your Houston Rockets"
With the room's occupants distracted by his friend the computer, the gigantic, sentient keyboard moves in for the kill. Seriously, the freaking keyboard is almost as big as the kid!
Teacher - "Doesn't You teacher look good in a thong?" Pointing kid - "My Daddy calls that a bushwhacker" Black kid to girl "Speak into the mic biooootcchhhhh"
teacher: children, this is the clutch bbs. here, you can post messages to different rocket fans throughout the world. pointing kid: yay! i want to post a message. microphone kid: mrs. phillips, what does that say there... greg-nom-ics? girl: yes, it's gregnomics and it says to "stop posting immediately". weird.
teacher: well... ummm... hmmm... you see... uhhh.... she's milking the horse to make horse milk. that's right... horse milk. extremely sorry. kinda gross. i had to continue it...
