Actual Caption: Taliban ambassador to Pakistan Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef(R) gestures during a news conference in Islamabad October 19, 2001, as his translator looks on. Zaeef said the Taliban would not hand over Osama bin Laden despite two weeks of unrelenting U.S. air raids, and insisted their defenses were strong enough to withstand attack by ground forces. (Pawel Kopczynski/Reuters)
Non-eye patch dude: "Ahoy me maties we menly men ain afre of ner ass whoopin!" Eye-patch dude: "but capan des ain women rite hear we fightin!" Non-eye patch dude: "donts we beat r women wit might ease, we take care of dis amrican bastards!" Eye-patch dude: "capan its much more differn fightin des er men rite hear, de stronger de kick r ass ye hear?"
... And then I stuck my gun into her face like this and said, "How dare you try to get an education!" -or- This is the latest in Taliban defense technology: eye patches. If we cover our eyes, perhaps the U.S. will just go away.
yes mr. reporter, that's exactley what i'm saying. We will be bigger and better than milli vanilli...
This is what we do to infidels that take showers!!! Our next topic will be over deodorent use and castrastion...
" The last time I messed with America, I got skull-fu**ed. That's how I lost this eye." or "I really can't SEE what's the fuss is all about."
As you can see...our new halloween costume exports will be beneficial as income to purchase more food, no?..........
