<font size=1>Anna Nicole Smith (news - web sites) attends Motorola's annual Holiday Party December 5, 2002 at The Lot in West Hollywood, California. Each guest attending was asked to bring one unwrapped toy that will be donated to Toys for Tots for Christmas. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith </font>
Caption: Anna Nicole Smith was kicked out of the fundraising function, when it was discovered she had bought the wrong kind of toy.
Geez, those new-fangled high-tech state-of-the-art high-dollar cameras are looking more and more like cheap disposable cameras.
"tee hee hee! It's WET there! Can't remember the last time it was WET there! tee hee hee!" (this is a caption game, right?)
Holy COW (pun intended)... No wonder she recently said she hasn't had sex in years...I mean...how drunk can a man be.
Caption: "I have to back to the trailer to get my money clip before going to the salon. Then I have to be at the poker game by 3."
Are those liver spots on her chest? My God....har far can one person decline in the space of just a few years. Must have been all the fried chicken she ate.
Alright, since we had the thread bashing the gold-digging women, I have to ask the question: Imagine you had married her when she was hot. What would you do now? Maybe men have ulterior motives other than pure love as well, when they get involved with women...