"BASS in your face you PUNK!" ------------------ "When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.''
In order to increase scoring, the NBA's 'piggy back' rule seems to have crossed the line... ------------------ humble, but hungry.
"WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" ------------------ My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.
Pollard: I've got a SHAQ on my back! ------------------ visit: The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! President, CEO & Charter Member of Rocketholics Anonymous Jiizz Coach Sloan, "OK guys, after we practice layups, I want everyone to pair up with a buddy and practice your flops even though we lost to the Mavs in the first round and will never win a championship!"
"Who is the masta? SHO NUFF !!!!" ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
Hahaha I think DaDakota wins with that one: ------------------ I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
"You can add Scott Pollard to the list of celebrities that Shaq has had sex with." ------------------
After this incident Shaquille Oneal was heard the following morning on an LA radio station bragging how he rode Scot Pollard . ------------------ "Sir Cumference is not a horse ,Its what the TNT crew calls Charles Barkley" - Bud Geracie , San Jose Mercury
"How about that Scot Pollard? Scot Pollard. Sacramento Kings. Finds himself in the weirdest position. I need a beer "...Harry Caray ------------------
Hey Scott! Check out my new shoes? Oh yeah, and would you mind BEING MY b****?!!! ------------------ Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Scott Pollard prays that Kobe doesn't pull Shaq's finger! or "Hey Samurai your facing the wrong way!" ------------------ CC.Net Sim Homepage For stats standings and team information.
Scott Pollard, "AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG, My spine. You just snapped my spine!" ------------------ DREAMer's Rocket Page
Hack-a-Shaq's revenge? = Crack-o-Shaq!!!! ------------------ C-son -------------- "When life gives you lemons, Shut up and eat the lemons!" - Harry Solomon
when u know the refs are truly paid off "WHERE THE HELL IS MY OVER THE BACK CALL!!!!" - Adelman Rocket River ------------------
Steve Francis would have been ejected for "unappropriately taunting" Scot Pollard. ------------------ "They couldn't shoot, rebound, or pass, but other than that, they played great!" -Bill Walton
Shaq "Ahh...., that Pony Tail feels ......kinda nice" ------------------ Pollution is Killing the Earth..... and the main rockets forum!
Man, I think this has been the best caption thread yet... some really funny stuff in here. ------------------ Give me ambiguity or give me something else.