actual caption: U.S. President George W. Bush points to the sky as he is shown a mortar while touring Fort Drum, New York, July 19, 2002. At left is New York Governor George Pataki. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
He he...I once saw Wile E. Coyote get into one of these things. That coyote is one rascally fella. I really like how he ties those jets to his back and tries to catch The Roadrunner. Hehe...yeah...that's a good show...he he.
Dubya-"What's that?" Gov-"Well sir that's a Mortar" Dubya-'Mordur?" Gov-"Um, Yes sir a Mordur" Dubya-"I like things" Gov-"I know sir." Dubya-"Where'd it go? The Mordur?" Gov-"Well sir, it blew up." Dubya-"Really? Well then I should gather a huge coaltion, this is terrorism at it's worst" Gov-"What was terrorism, sir?" Dubya-"THIS is why I am president govna, I know terrorism in all forms."
"We don't need a space program. One of those hemo... uh, ass-teroids, comets to hit the eert... uh, planet, well, we'll blow it up with THIS damn thing. Good team, tha Comets. (where's my hello-copter!)"
"I wanna know if I can see Bill Clinton with this thing?!" "I think Clinton and Bin Laden are having some kind of..."
Unbeknownst to the President and his entourage, the 35th platoon of evil smiling commandos continues to advance.