Michael Jackson gestures to a still photographer Tuesday in Superior Court in Santa Maria, Calif., during a $21 million breach-of-contract case.
sorry, drapg ... and sonny. I don't like being at work on Sunday. Can ya tell? edit: by the way, I didn't completely see what the big deal was in that "cleavage" thread, but maybe you edited the worst part. ... or maybe my soul is cold beyond redemption. ... yeah, probably.
The newest Christmas sensation: King of Pop in the witness box *Not for children under three do to tiny flying nose piece, and other choking hazards
nice. Michael Jackson tries to explain to the court what he was doing with the super glue in the shower.
Michael Jackson claims to be an honorary member of the Rockets' "wolf-pack", displaying a poor imitation of its trademark gesture.
"Your Honor, my promoter promised me I would get the lead role in the movie 'Bullwinkle'. Instead, I had to do "Ghost" to make ends meet."
"Michael Jackson astounded a group of spectators when he pulled off his face to reveil none other than a 3 year old boy." No wonder he likes little boys so much... Or better yet 'Michael Jackson, after being accused for child endangerment, descided to take off his happy face, and replaced it with "Mr. Mad face.""
"Presenting the new, fully-adjustable, Michael Jackson plastic action figure - looks so real it's scary."