Unfortunately, his friend that was supposed to wear the "Fence" hat couldn't make it to the game, so now he just looks stupid...
People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy, chosen by destiny to receive the very powers of Grayskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it... Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! Yes! Yes
Despite the crowd reaction, Jimmy was just as proud of his baseball bat shaped penis sheath as he was his baseball hat and mask.
As a visiting fan, Marty could only blame himself for not knowing that this day was baseball bat giveaway day at the park.
"It's just as you prophesied. The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmond. Like flaming globes. Ah, ha, ha, ha.."
I tried to get out of the way of that foul ball, but it was a line drive and I didn't want to drop my beer. Now look at me. No, don't look at me...I'm HIDEOUS!
"a fan was pummelled by a line drive off the bat of pudge rodriguez today" edit: drummer beat me to it.