"Right out there is where I ran naked just like JFK." ------------------ Me fail English? That's unpossible.
"Ya know? This was Monica's favorite finger!" ------------------ You would have to pry the ball outta his hands with a crowbar. Bill Worrell referring to Cuttino.
Is that Dubya out there keying my car? ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
"I'm usually in that toolshed most of the day" ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
Al, come here and pull on this.... ------------------ There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
"If you lay up short, you can use a three wood and get to within about 20 yards of the Washington Monument." ------------------ humble, but hungry.
Genius DEAN, pure genius. ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
Wow do you see that reporter, she can do a closeup of me anytime. ------------------ May I have another Snowball Clutch? Please may I? Ill be a good little mole.... I promise.
That episode was so stupid, yet still funny. ------------------ The whole world we travel with our thoughts, Finding nowhere anyone as precious as one's own self. Since each and every person is so precious to themselves Let the self-respecting harm no other being. -from the Samyutta Nikaya