"For my next illusion, all I need is 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. No? Ok, who's got some water I can turn into wine?" ------------------ Me fail English? That's unpossible.
that is hillarious Jeff Keep them comin ------------------ May I have another Snowball Clutch? Please may I? Ill be a good little mole.... I promise.
Demmit, its not funny jeffy! Stop this bullsheet!!!!! ------------------ Sometimes you gotta do the next best thing!
Is this the latest new trendy way to get free posts? ------------------ Charles Barkley on TBS on the "fat track" poll: "What? 47% said I'd gain more.....why those.....they better be glad this is a family show."
When asked why God allowed Bush to be elected, Jesus raised his hands in a shrug and said, "Hell, if I know." ------------------
First off, I don't need a trendy way to get free posts (as if they cost anything in the first place). Second, I just couldn't help it. These pics had me cracking up just looking at them. ------------------ Me fail English? That's unpossible.
how bout... third..becuse after the week we just went thru..we need some damn laughs!! ------------------ You would have to pry the ball outta his hands with a crowbar. Bill Worrell referring to Cuttino.
True. What else can you do but maybe sleep..Goodnight. ------------------ Sometimes you gotta do the next best thing!
After politics, Bush took over the tonight show. Unfortunately his sidekick Jesus just wasn't funny. [This message has been edited by Achebe (edited February 05, 2001).]
While I can't really compete with Jesus behind me, as you can see, mine is at least this big. ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
"Jesus Christ, get off my back about that drinking problem. Sam, it just like, no, it's exactly like your looking over my shoulder all the time!" ------------------ humble, but hungry.
I'd like to announce my next appointment, Secretary of Religion and Ethics, pictured behind me. The secret service agent kept me awake in church this past sunday, and the preacher talked about this swell guy, a real leader in his time, and I knew I had to have him in my cabinet. When I told the FBI to track him down, they started to give me some static, but I said, "None of that tomfooleraby! You're the dad gum FBI, now go get him!" ------------------ Stay Cool...
We are the party of Lincoln and Jesus. Jesus and I have much in common. He makes wine and I drink wine. ------------------ "Somebody DO something out there." -Bill Walton
Good one Jeff. ------------------ The whole world we travel with our thoughts, Finding nowhere anyone as precious as one's own self. Since each and every person is so precious to themselves Let the self-respecting harm no other being. -from the Samyutta Nikaya
