Cato:"I don't get paid enough to deal with THIS kind of pressure...I don't think this is in my job description."
Foster: "blah, blah.. I vil use my evil Vampire powers to make this ball float above the ground. vlah, vlah... " Cato: "Oooh! Girlfriend your scareing me. Get it away before I scream!"
Kelly "wow, other players can't catch the ball either, I thought i was just me and NFL wide receivers".
Kelvin Cato's failed attempt to flash gang symbols is just another instance of the lack of discipline and ability and a over-paid scrub. Kelvin, you even suck at being a gangsta'!!!
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about....
Cato : Sigh, I'm so lazy.. I think I'll take a nap. Francis: Jeez Cato, you suck. Crowd member 1: Damn, Cato really does suck. Crowd member 2: He sucks so bad he makes vaccum cleaners look cheap. Crowd: Cato you suck!! Foster: CATO YOU HAVE HORRIBLE COORDINATION!! YOU CAN'T HIT JACK! YOU SUCK! Basketball: Hell, Cato's coordination is so bad, he couldn't even hit himself. You suck Cato. Foster : *freaks out at talking ball* Jermaine O'neal: (hmm, I never noticed Foster's cute butt...)
Tragedy averted today as Indiana forward Jeff Foster selflessly threw his body in front of a pass intended for Kelvin Cato. Asked about his impromptu act of heroism, Foster replied, "You've got to think twice before passing to Cato in that situation. Wide open, right underneath the basket. What did Francis think he was going to do with it?" Francis was apologetic and noticeably shaken after the game, "What was I thinking? That's the type of situation where a player like Cato can get hurt."
Jermaine O'Neal " woah man, just chill, I knew i shouldn't have eaten that chocolate cake Mo gave me before the game".
