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Caption Contest - Sitting in MidAir

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by DJ, Jan 9, 2003.

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  1. DJ

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    Saw what you want.
     
    #1 DJ, Jan 9, 2003
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    "Get your new limited edition Nazr Mohammed folding chair*. He arrives fresh-frozen. Folds up easily to store in the closet for the playoffs and summer months. Available in most NBA teams. 2-day, 3-day, and overnight delivery via FedEx. Alan Henderson also available.

    Costs $4.5 million"



    *Michael Finley not included.
     
    #3 Mr. Mooch, Jan 9, 2003
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    "These beans give you an extra boost of energy to blow past defenders."
     
    #4 Preston27, Jan 9, 2003
  5. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Dan, come here and pull my finger.
     
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    "The release of the New N.B.A. life size action figures come complete with realistic facial expressions and Kung Fu like grip"
     
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    In today's news . . .

    Not to be outdone by obnoxious Philadelphia fans that throw live rats on the court, Dallas fans have begun hurling Michael Finley look-a-likes on the court at crucial moments of bad games.
     
    #7 Launch Pad, Jan 10, 2003
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    Nazr: "I said give me a LAP dance, but this is NICE!!!"
     
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    Nazr: "If Yao Ming scores 19 in a game this year I'll kiss Finley's ---!"
     
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    NBA Shooting Guard Michael Finley was literally scared to death at his first sighting of Atlanta Hawks P.G. Dan Dickau's freakish hairdo.
     
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    "The new Post-Up Air Jordan's. They allow you to jump up to five feet even in the lane!"
     
    #11 Mr. Mooch, Jan 10, 2003
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    Your'e supposed to turn around. I like to suck things rather than eat something out.
     
    #12 austinrocket, Jan 11, 2003
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    Nice shoes.
     
    #13 Sonny, Jan 11, 2003
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