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Caption Contest--Garnett

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by gettinbranded, Jan 3, 2002.

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  1. gettinbranded

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    ATTACK OF THE KILLER BASKETBALLS!
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  3. Relativist

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    C'mon, you terrorists! Is that the best you can do? OOORAUGHHHARRRR!!!!!

    ...hey brotha, pass me the pipe again. Don't be hoggin' it.

    ...Here comes the sun...do do DO do.....
     
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  4. red

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    garnett orally gives birth to his new son...then slams him down....mauahahahhahaah
     
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  5. rockHEAD

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    Praying to the basketball Gods will not break the curse... of Matt Maloney.
     
    #6 PhiSlammaJamma, Jan 3, 2002
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    ...burp...
     
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    Using George Lucas Studios special effects as a gag to make the players feel short like a hobbit during a timeout on LA Lakers LOTR Night, everything goes awry when Garnett gets spooked and jumps on the scorers table yelling at the laughing fans, "I a.m. 7 f.o.o.t. t.a.l.l. I will stomp you!"
     
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    IM TOO GOOD SON!!!!!
     
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  10. Rocket River

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    I AM GAR-NETT . . of the Basketball people
     
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    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    " I wanted to add something to my game. Since I've started, I've worked on every aspect, bulking up, added some post moves. But since I have the pressure to carry this team I knew I needed to add an extra advantage -- psychic powers."
    --KG
     
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  12. Launch Pad

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    This is a simulation of the what Garnett perceives to be the size of the basketball during the playoffs, which explains why he can never put it in the basket enough times to carry his team to the 2nd round.
     
    #12 Launch Pad, Jan 4, 2002
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    I am SCI-FI!
     
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    ...There can be...only one....

    (I am immortal/ I have inside me blood of kings/ Hey!)
     
    #14 Relativist, Jan 4, 2002
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    Kevins reaction after hes informed his contract was illegal as well and will have to play elsewhere :)
     
    #15 TroyBaros, Jan 4, 2002
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    'es got big balls, an 'es got big balls, but I've got the biggest... balls of them all!
     
    #16 Ottomaton, Jan 4, 2002
  17. crossover

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    Garnett : I AM PAC MAN!!!!
     
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