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Caption Contest - Cuttino Mobley

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by arkoe, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    From NBA.com:

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    Mobley emerges dazed and confused after new teammate and formal Sacramento Kings team welcomer Chris Webber has had his way with him.
     
  2. Luckyazn

    Luckyazn Contributing Member

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  3. tinman

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    Wee! No more Mrs Christie!
     
  4. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    You know, between you grabbing my boob and these WNBA jerseys they have us wearing, I am starting to feel a little girlish.
     
  5. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    I bet looking at that picture makes Steve Francis jealous! ;)
     
  6. Jeff Gundy

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    " Hey there tiger. You are no Steve, but you will do for now."
     
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    "Hey, you have no heart either!"
     
  9. Rashmon

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    "I know I'm not Stevie, but..."
     
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!
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    "So Cat, how do you feel now that you are part of a real team?"
     
  11. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Don't diss my boy. It should say

    "So, this is what a heart feels like"

    or

    " tell how its like to be clutch"
     
  12. ROCS4LIFE

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    Webber: We have such gay colors,huh?
    Mobley: Yes, we do, I love you doh.
     
  13. Val

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    Who fahted?
     
  14. lalala902102001

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    "Why Steve is depressed..."
     
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    C-Webb gets a feel for his new teammate.
     
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    Webber - "Let's pose in such a way that people on the internets can make homoerotic jokes about us."

    Mobley - "Yes, that would be highly amusing my new friend. But I wonder why Yao doesn't get enough touches. Jeff Van Gundy is going to turn him into Rik Smits. *sigh* "

    Webber - "Friend, the fault lies squarely on Yao. He needs to establish position and impose his will on the game. Surely you cannot ignore this?"

    Mobley - "I must disagree. Jeff isn't putting him in the position to use his skill set to the fullest. He is clearly the tallest, most effective player in the history of the league, yet he is not being given the chance to succeed. Shall we take our discussion to clutchcity after the game?"

    Webber - "Of course, what else would we nba players have to do after the game but hit the message boards? Toodles."
     
  17. Uprising

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    SO SO...strange to see him in that uniform. Man....:eek:
     
  18. bottlerocket

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    Nice to be in SAC
     
  19. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I have a sixth sense, I see Akeem olajuwons number everywhere.
     
  20. GRENDEL

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    Thank god almight free at last
     

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