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[Captin This] President Bush and the Astronauts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Chance, Aug 3, 2005.

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  1. Chance

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    Now you guys know I am a Bush supporter. But I also know a comic opportunity when I see it.

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    "Man, these people aquariums are neat!"
     
    #1 Chance, Aug 3, 2005
  2. Ubiquitin

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    "This will be waiting for you when they let you back out" - Dub
     
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  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Let me know if you see any WMD!
     
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  4. The Real Shady

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    They're here
     
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    Shrub - "OK which one of you smarties can figure out how many fingers I'm holding up."

    Control room - "Mr. President, they can see you on their TV screen as well."
     
    #5 plcmts17, Aug 3, 2005
  6. IROC it

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    The President of The United States: "Hey! Ya'll know that plcmts17 on ClutchFans?"

    Extremely educated Astronauts: "Yes. Total doofus."


    :p
     
    #6 IROC it, Aug 3, 2005
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    Dammit, this isn't Sesame Street! Where is my remote?!
     
    #7 A-Train, Aug 3, 2005
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    "Crap, I forgot to pluck that wild hair growing out of my ear."
     
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    "I wanna touch you all over...."
     
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    "You guys bring me back a snowglobe from Mars!"
     
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    Crew: "So nice to hear from you Mr. President. It can get a little boring just talking between us nine astronauts all the time."

    Pres: "Nine...that's this many, right?" (holds up fingers)

    Crew: "Umm...sure."

    Pres: "Hot diggity dog I'm good!"
     
    #11 ClutchCityReturns, Aug 3, 2005
  12. KingCheetah

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    "High Five!"
     
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    "Hey! Who taped over 'Gilmore Girls'??????"

    better "Hey! Who taped over my atheist, democrat, french, hippie, anti-war, pro-choice, gay porno??????"

    "Wait, let me get this straight, you're telling me there's this place called "space" above heaven?"

    "Hey, look down on earth!!! I'm waving to you!!!"

    "Hey, bad news fellas, the war is sapping our budget and long story short, you're gonna have to find your own way back."

    "Umm, do you guys have room for about 100 million liberals and a guy known as 'Trader Jorge'?"
     
    #13 nyquil82, Aug 3, 2005
  14. Another Brother

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    "Have you guys seen that there Starship Enterprise?"
     
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    'Vulcan salute'
     
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  16. Another Brother

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    "Git er dunnnn!"
     
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    Bush: Wow...they're so realistic. You'd think they were real.

    Cheney: They are real.

    Bush: :confused:
     
    #17 MartianMan, Aug 3, 2005
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    "Nanoo-nanoo."
     
    #18 KingCheetah, Aug 3, 2005
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    Bush: Strategery

    Astronauts: Hooray!
     
    #19 wnes, Aug 3, 2005
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    Bush: "raise your hand if you wanna be my intern"
     
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