Okay, I'm not like a huge candy person, but I tried this new candy the other day called Sweet Tart Squeez. It's basically a tube of gooey paste that is flavored like one of the sweet tart flavors...and it is splendtacular. Anyone else tried this, or have some other candy whose virtue's they'd like to extoll?
Haha...I can't picture you squeezing a tube of goo candy in your mouth, but hey, thats awesome. Come to think of it, the green apple War Heads sour spray is a delicious substitute for a meal.
gmao. as if those big arse chewy sweetarts weren't enough. the chewys were addictive, but paste? i'll pass.
My 5 and 7YO daughters got some of that stuff at a stop for fill 'em up. One of them offered me a dab. I took it. No comment. Me? I like the banana Laffy Taffy.
lmao... ... as a kid i used to down the laffy taffys and leave the banana ones. my mom used to down those f'ers like there was no tomorrow. to me banana laffy taffys are like getting candy corn from your neighbors on halloween. the mofos are so nasty that when you're desperate (sp?) they become the best schit that you've tasted. kinda like those peanut butter candies in the orange/black wrappers. cheap arse neighbors.
You said "splendtacular" in a post about shooting goo into your mouth. No further questioning, your honor.
Uh, me and moes tried the cherry. A little weird at first, but I was addicted from the second squeeze. Sweet Tart goo is like my crack now. Thanks Raven.
It's different than what i've tried. Every other kind I've tried is like gel and is a little sickening. Sweet Tart Squeeze is grainy and taste like someone chewed up the Sweet Tart for you and spit it in your mouth. Absolutely fabulous.
I'll stick to the real deal, thank you very much. And I don't mean I'll stick to Sweet Tarts. I mean I'll stick to someone chewing it up and spitting it in my mouth. That's gen-yew-whine.
Oh don't worry, all you nay sayers will be assimilated. At the risk of sounds even gayer than whatever I have mentioned in this thread so far, the best thing about this stuff is that it seems to disperse outward in your mouth when you have some. Eventually, the flavor coats every single taste bud you have. It's like there's a party in your mouth, and everyone's invited. Except the people that don't taste so good. Those people are purposefully NOT invited.
They used to make something similar to that.. it was called like Lollitube or something... a lollipop in a squeezable tube.. I thought the feeling of it going in your mouth kind of ruined the whole taste..
