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Can you guess who I am?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BigPun662, Jan 12, 2009.

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  1. BigPun662

    BigPun662 Member

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    my friend put this together....i thought it was funny :D

    Hi, I'm a 6'9" jump shooter with bad knees. I've lost my passion for life as well as the love of my profession. I often make excuses
    about people from my "hood" dying and causing me to be depressed,
    despite the fact that all of my colleagues all share the same
    experiences and probably have people who are closer to them fall
    victim to much more heinous crimes. And yet still I made it to the
    highest level anyone could achieve in their job when I was 18 and so for
    the past 10 years I've pretty much been living it up with some pretty ridiculous contracts. I'm a proven loser and love to blame others
    for my short comings. I don't like encouraging others to be better
    because it often makes me look worse. I hope you feel sorry for me,
    I have a really weak and fragile body, and my spine is pretty weak
    too (physically and metaphorically) Don't feel too bad though, this
    sort of thing runs in my family. Want to be my friend? I don't want
    to be yours. Can you guess who I am??
     
  2. Patience

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    Tim Thomas?
     
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    George Bush?
     
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    wow, i can't stop laughing... :rolleyes:

    if i was clutch you would be banned as soon as i read this.
     
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    Dwight from the Office?
     
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    EPIC FAIL THREAD
     
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    Vince Carter?
    Antonio McDyess?
    Brian Skinner?
    Kevin Durant?
    Jermaine O'Neal?
    Elton Brand?

    i am really stumped. who is this individual?!
     
  8. Patience

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    Oh I know... Its totally Rudy T.
     
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    Hee, hee hee....
     
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    A failed comedian?
     
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    Your real father? Sorry to break the bad news bro
     
  13. BigPun662

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    man you guys must be the tmac loyalists...
     
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    ITS TRACY MCGRADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    What do I win?
     
  15. Northside Storm

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    nah bro, we're the people with good sense of humor.

    ...it's amare isn't it?
     
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    LOL,it was Amare. :D Now he passes it down to T-mac I guess.
     
  17. BigPun662

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    What do people on the northside do again?
     
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    I don't get how "Rocket fans" could have so much hate against one player, you would think he's been destroying the team over the years, we shouldn't have even made the playoffs last year, but McGrady held us together, there were no complaints then..the guys injured its not his fault.. i hope he comes back from rehab with all his athletic ability and movement in full throttle, i bet there will be alot of different T-Mac threads around here.

    P.S. T-Mac is 6 foot 8, thread fails there
     
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    we drink in rowdy crowded taverns and sell our souls for Shania Twain records.

    this topic isn't about me though, it's about Amare!
     
  20. Blake

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    I think he's talking about Allan Houston, but he got his height wrong

    but he did make up for it when he joked about friends dying...so classy
     
    #20 Blake, Jan 12, 2009
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