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Can Someone Please Explain This Tasteless Joke to Me?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Nov 16, 2007.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Ok I heard this joke many years ago and never got it. I think it came from a Truly Tasteless Joke book.

    A guy gets half of his finger cut off at work by accident and calls his wife to let her know what happened.

    wife: "oh honey the whole finger?"
    husband: "no, the one next to it"

    ?????????????? I still don't get it.
     
    #1 hotballa, Nov 16, 2007
  2. ClutchCityReturns

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    whole = hole

    Get it now?
     
    #2 ClutchCityReturns, Nov 16, 2007
  3. danny317

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    LOL! :D
     
    #3 danny317, Nov 16, 2007
  4. meggoleggo

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    That IS a truly tasteless joke.
     
    #4 meggoleggo, Nov 16, 2007
  5. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    Ha! I didn't get it at first either.
     
    #5 The Real Shady, Nov 16, 2007
  6. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    that just flew over my head.
     
    #6 finalsbound, Nov 16, 2007
  7. TeamUSA

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    hilarious.
     
    #7 TeamUSA, Nov 16, 2007
  8. DonkeyMagic

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    i got it, but its not funny. I mean who designates one particular finger as the "hole" finger? :confused:
     
    #8 DonkeyMagic, Nov 16, 2007
  9. The Real Shady

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    Whole = hole = vagina
     
    #9 The Real Shady, Nov 16, 2007
  10. BiGGieStuFF

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    Are you a fister? :confused:
     
    #10 BiGGieStuFF, Nov 16, 2007
  11. DonkeyMagic

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    God, if i could get a fist in i think i would never see her again...after i banged her :D

    do you just use the same finger every time and only that one?
     
    #11 DonkeyMagic, Nov 16, 2007
  12. DoitDickau

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    No a toe man
     
    #12 DoitDickau, Nov 16, 2007
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    [continuation of tasteless jokes]Guys who don't want to use their "ring" finger. [/end of tasteless joke]
     
    #13 codell, Nov 16, 2007
  14. krnxsnoopy

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    "Honey my penis got cut off"

    "The whole penis?" "No the fake one... No **** honey, of course the hole penis! :rolleyes: "
     
    #14 krnxsnoopy, Nov 16, 2007
  15. LegendZ3

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    While we are here. Can someone explain this joke to me?
     
    #15 LegendZ3, Nov 16, 2007
  16. Apollo Creed

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    They just speak really poor English? :confused:
     
    #16 Apollo Creed, Nov 16, 2007
  17. EssTooKayTD

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    Not necessarily. :eek:
     
    #17 EssTooKayTD, Nov 16, 2007
  18. hotballa

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    damn what a stupid joke.
     
    #18 hotballa, Nov 16, 2007
  19. Rox_fan_here

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    I found my parents "Truly Tasteless Joke" book hidden away in their closet when I was in 6th grade. Even though I didn't understand 3/4 of what they were talking about I brought it to school and shared it at the lunch table with a bunch of friends.

    My history teacher who happens to be Jewish overheard me reciting the

    "What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?"

    "He breaks his nose"

    Anyway ... Yadda Yadda Yadda

    Detention for 2 weeks.
     
    #19 Rox_fan_here, Nov 16, 2007
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    [​IMG]
     
    #20 Oski2005, Nov 16, 2007
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