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Calculus and p*rn

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by qwerty, Oct 9, 2003.

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  1. qwerty

    qwerty Member

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    I was sitting in my calculus class pretending to listen to the T.A. talk about power series when my mind started drifting. I started thinking of movies, and trying to turn their titles into titles for porno movies. Hours of fun!

    Off the top of my head:
    On Golden Blonde
    Glad-he-ate-her
    Sex-Men

    Can you all think of any others?










    (Don't judge me by my posts.... please!)
     
    #1 qwerty, Oct 9, 2003
  2. Mr. Mooch

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    Dude, you're name is qwerty.
     
    #2 Mr. Mooch, Oct 9, 2003
  3. Behad

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    Um, this one is a real p*rn movie, starring Christie Canyon....or so I've heard.
     
    #3 Behad, Oct 9, 2003
  4. MR. MEOWGI

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    The best p*rn title I have seen (but not the movie) is Edward Penishands.
     
    #4 MR. MEOWGI, Oct 9, 2003
  5. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Just the thought of being in calculus sends a shiver down my spine, i suck at math so bad, would freaking get raped if i was in a calculus class.
     
    #5 FlyerFanatic, Oct 9, 2003
  6. qwerty

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    Actually, I have wanted to change my username for awhile now. Anyone know how to do that?
     
    #6 qwerty, Oct 9, 2003
  7. AntiSonic

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    I don't think they get changed unless you lose a bet or something.
     
    #7 AntiSonic, Oct 9, 2003
  8. esse

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    A few I found off the internet!

    Dude wheres my dildo?

    Star Whores

    Gangbangs Of New York

    Brassierre to Eternity

    One fell into the Poo-poos nest

    Glazed And Confused

    My Big Fat Greek Woody

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    A Clockwork Orgy

    Womb Raider

    Men in Back

    There's Something In and Out of Mary

    *Glad-he-ate-her is also a title and real p*rn movie....hmmmm
     
    #8 esse, Oct 9, 2003
  9. Lil Pun

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    Ho-siers (Hoosiers)

    Gush Hour (Rush Hour)

    Freakin' Friday (Freaky Friday)

    The Fuxedo (The Tuxedo)

    8 Million Ways to Screw (8 Millions Ways to Die)

    Spaceballed (Spaceballs)

    Star Whores (Star Wars)

    Ho Dogs (Snow Dogs)

    Surviving the Pimp Game (Surviving the Game)

    Sit On Me (Lean on Me)

    I could go on and on...
     
    #9 Lil Pun, Oct 9, 2003
  10. DrownedRockets

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  11. AntiSonic

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    The School of *ock
    The ****ing Temptations
    Matrix Unloaded
    Lord of the ****rings
    Fill Bill Volume One

    Eh, I got nothin' today... :(
     
    #11 AntiSonic, Oct 9, 2003
  12. Kim

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    Behind Enemy Lines - Between Enemy Thighs

    Forest Gump - Forest Hump

    Saving Private Ryan - Saving Ryan's Privates

    Training Day - Training Day
     
    #12 Kim, Oct 9, 2003
  13. Houstonrocketss

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    p*rn of the ring
    The Texas chainsaw hooker
    The Sperminator
    Forest Hump
    Star whores
    Star whores the Empire sucks back
    Episode 1 The phantom penis
    Episode 2 attack of the ho's
    Ho-loween
    How to screw a guy in 10 days
    The dildo king
    American hair pie
    :p
     
    #13 Houstonrocketss, Oct 9, 2003
  14. rudager

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    You need to get some nudie pics on your TI-86. That class'll just fly by.
     
    #14 rudager, Oct 9, 2003
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    Nobody better take my movie title

    Ho-made Ice Cream is going to be a big hit someday.
     
    #15 moestavern19, Oct 9, 2003
  16. AstroRocket

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    LOL This one is great! :D
     
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  17. Rockets2K

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    I Dream of Jenna (I Dream of Jeannie)

    is the only one I know of that hasnt been mentioned already.

    the funniest one is Edward Penishands...I laughed just from seeing it mentioned above...;)
     
    #17 Rockets2K, Oct 10, 2003
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    Raped By Calculus
     
    #18 LeGrouper, Oct 10, 2003
  19. rockets-#1

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    Yeah it is. I can't stop laughing after seeing that one.
     
    #19 rockets-#1, Oct 10, 2003
  20. Rockets2K

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    I keep getting this mental picture of Johnny Depp with huge penises on the end of his arms.

    and then to take it further...

    imagine the looks of fright he would get walking down the street..:eek:
    :D
     
    #20 Rockets2K, Oct 10, 2003
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