Fun for all ages & political persuasions, (via Atrios ) I pass along a videogame to end all videogames: BushGame. WARNING: some lewd content. 10 life lessons I've absorbed in just twenty minutes of playing (possible spoilers): 01. John Kerry and Jesus Christ may not be enough to overcome Bush, but a plucky quadriplegic pluck just might. 02. The power of Greyskull, like that of so many other once-great monarchies, is in serious decline. 03. Saddam Hussein WAS in league with al Qaeda, and Kim Jong Il to boot. 04. Hulk Hogan, despite his past flirtation with NWO and cheap sideburn dye, is truly the greatest of American heroes. 05. Die-hard ideologues can be redeemed, though not without much personal sacrifice (just ask Voltron). 06. Howard Dean can finally use his ‘RAWWRR’ for the forces of good. 07. Rosie O’Donnell is a surprisingly weak fighter. 08. Exposure to nuclear/biological/chemical warhead fallout can be harmful to your health. 09. Hillary Duff, despite her public jailbait persona, is actually quite frigid, and not worth the trouble. 10. Apparently, George W. Bush is a very, very bad president. Like Oregon Trail to a fifth-grade computer class, BushGame should be to the US electorate. Come November, it should be installed in all the Diebold & other touch-screen voting devices; finishing this game must be mandatory before casting one’s vote. I declare BushGame the poll tax of the new millenium. COOLEST VIDEO GAME EVER
About thirty seconds into this game, I too found out it was r****ded. About sixty seconds into this game, I foud out it was pure genius.
Wow, I hope the republicans finds this game. All they have to do is release it the day before the election and then all the democrats will be too busy trying to win it than to vote.
