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Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their *******.

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  1. No Worries

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    The more you know ...

    Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their penises
    Male bedbugs will schtup anything, and when they do, their stabby little penises can do great damage to one another. Female bedbugs have some "down there" armor that absorbs the punishing blows of the bedbug's love-spear, but males lack this protection. A pheromone discovered by a Swedish researcher can cause male bedbugs to kill each other with their penises through uncontrolled shagging ...

    You mess with the bed buy, you get the .... punishing blows of the his love-spear.
     
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  2. moestavern19

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    If I'm a male bedbug and some other male bedbug starts humping me with his razor dick, death is probably a welcome relief.
     
    #2 moestavern19, Dec 18, 2009
  3. SwoLy-D

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    Why did you asterisk the word PENISES? :confused: Isn't that the correct term, albeit doesn't mean anything vulgar?
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Dec 18, 2009
  4. No Worries

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    Just thinking of the children ...
     
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  5. Lynus302

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    And I have now found my WTF moment for 2009.
     
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  6. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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  7. Mr. Brightside

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    Bedbugs are terrible. When I first moved to NYC a few years back, an apartment I lived in got infested by them. I had bites all over and didn't know what was the cause, since the bedbugs would hide and only come out in the dark when I was sleeping.

    The building exterminator came and told me I had to throw out all my furniture.
    After doing that I never had a problem with them again. The exterminator found out the bedbugs had been there from a previous tenant and he thought that was the reason the other fellow moved out in the first place.

    I then did some research on them and found out that bedbugs are mostly prevalent on the East Coast, mainly NYC.
     
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  8. across110thstreet

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    yes. they are making a comeback in the big cities.

    when I moved into my new (old) building in Hollywood, there was a letter in the first week that there was an infestation in the building.

    luckily I was gone for two weeks, so they stayed out of my unit.

    bedbugs food=human blood
    no humans, no body heat to detect.

    when I got back, there was one rogue bandit I like to call the "I am Legend" of the great BedBug Apocalypse. it was in the middle of the day, not common for bedbugs to come out when it's sunny.

    we treated the unit and inspected the rest of the furniture to reveal absolutely no evidence of even one more bed bug. none have returned since August.

    look in the folds, corners, and tufts of your mattress for evidence of bedbugs- an odorous trail or spots of blood.

    Absolutely disgusting creatures
     
    #8 across110thstreet, Dec 18, 2009
  9. Hippieloser

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    How big are bedbugs? I always thought they were like the size of gnats.

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    "Oh, sir, it looks like you've got a case of the Chew-daddies!"

    Edit: Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?
     
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  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.*









    *anally rape each other to death with their razor dicks
     
    #10 ima_drummer2k, Dec 18, 2009
  11. marks0223

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  12. Hippieloser

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    Aw hell no!
     
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  13. across110thstreet

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    more like a tick.

    they are about the size, shape, and color of the flecks red pepper that you would put on pizza.

    "Mugabe's Concubine" :grin:
     
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  14. marks0223

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    Large picture...Life Cycle of Bed Bugs.

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  16. Hippieloser

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    "Blue Ridge Quilt Ticklers!"
     
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  17. DonkeyMagic

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    my skin's crawling after reading this thread.
     
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  18. justtxyank

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    Thanks Arthur.

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  19. hjg877

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    ALWAYS choose Ugu.
     
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  20. justtxyank

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    This is like the extreme backyard wrestling version of Anne Hathaway.
     
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