Well, Hogan finally did good... March 30, 2004 -- BLUE-eyed beauty Brooke Hogan - daughter of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan - could be the next Britney Spears. The 16-year-old singer/pianist has a VH1 special airing this summer, and boy band booster Lou Pearlman's Trans-Continental/I-4 Records is releasing her debut album in the fall. The foxy Floridian has a single out called "Everything to Me," has opened for Hilary Duff, and is preparing for her first tour.
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN BROOKE HOGAN RUNS WILD ON YOU???? HOOOOOOOOO!!! I would do unspeakable things to that chick on the left in that picture.
The Fink: Coming to the ring from Tampa, Florida at 122 lbs, Broooooooooke Hogaaaaaaaaaaaaan. ::crowd chants, show your t***:: Brooke walks down to the ring. The Fink: Her opponent from Houston, Texas weighing in at 130 lbs, "The Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalker" KAAAAAM. ::crowd boos very loudly:: I'd fight her. I'd give her a few head scissors leg lock. The guy in the picture to the right, is that Marc Mero?
Nope. Not as good looking as Britney, plus there won't be a new Britney until Britney gets washed up, then poses in Playboy 10 years too late, then disappears.
truth is, she looks too old. young girls can't relate, and pedophiles can't be convinced. The only other market is 18-20's except that generation will constantly see her as Hulk's daughter and thus, will be turned off, both guys and girls. best bet is to do playboy, swimsuiting or p*rn.
They conveniently left her very MASCULINE chin out of the first pic. She's hot, but not super-hot. She's definitely not Britney-hot, and I doubt she'll have Britney's attractive character/personality/charisma.
She's really cute. She's going to be dangerous when puberty has completely run its course. I'd pursue her just to have Hulk Hogan as a father-in-law. That would rock.
