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Britney's Reveals a Bun in the Oven

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  1. Lil Pun

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    Britney Spears Announces Pregnancy on Website

    Ending weeks of speculation, BRITNEY SPEARS announced that she is pregnant today. On her Website, the pop princess issued a statement to fans saying, "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, KEVIN and I just want everyone to know that all is well."

    Last month, Britney hinted at the upcoming announcement, saying: "I feel as though I have been very quiet and still lately. 'The calm before the storm' ... I can really relate to that statement right now."

    Marrying dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE last fall made Britney more than a new wife, she's also step-mom to his 2-year-old and newborn baby with "Moesha" actress SHAR JACKSON.

    Earlier this year, she told "The Insider"'s STEVEN COJOCARU that she's determined to make her own family. "I want to be a young mom. That's my dream. You can judge me however you want. I'm happy. That's what I wanna do!"

    The 23-year-old pop star wed Kevin in a surprise ceremony on Sept 18. About 30 guests, including Britney's mom and sister, attended the Saturday night nuptials, which took place in a white tent erected in the backyard of her wedding planner's home.

    JAMIE LYNN and her mom arrived wearing pink velour sweatsuits and carrying goodie bags stuffed with gifts like silver pendants with the couple's picture inside. Guests were asked to sign confidentiality agreements and were whisked there in passenger vans from their respective hotels.

    The beaming bride left the house in the early hours the next day and headed for her wedding reception at Dublin's nightclub in Hollywood. A laughing Britney, who had dyed her hair brunette, and her brand-new husband departed the home in a black SUV. The rest of the guests emerged wearing sweatsuits -- the girls in pink, the boys in white with the word "Pimps" embroidered on the back. Kevin's dad had his own special sweatsuit that said "Pimp Daddy."

    For the very latest on Britney's baby plans, watch "The Insider."
     
  2. Oski2005

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    Wait til Kevin sees who the baby looks like.
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    [​IMG]

    "I hope the baby has Mutombo's large hands"
     
  4. Jeff

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    There was never a more fit mother than Britney Spears. God bless us, everyone.
     
  5. J DIDDY

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    i use to like her but now i just find her repulsive. must the pics of her walking barefoot into a gas station restroom. i give them another year before they split and the guy has to find another sugar mommy.


    i think the guy really believes that she loves him, but come on lets be real here, he is a nobody and this probaly is just some phase with her.
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    Twenty years from now, we will be reading about Kevin Federline in the Guiness Book of World Records.

    Most children fathered by the largest assortment of bimbos.
     
  7. RocketsPimp

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    Exactly what I was thinking.
     
  8. Faos

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    What a lucky kid.
     
  9. A-Train

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    I think never having to work a day in your life kinda outweighs the fact that the kid will have a dimwit and an unemployed leech for parents...
     
  10. rrj_gamz

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    This guy hit the lotto and now all of his offspring did too...

    Some guys get all the luck...Man, she's going to lose some of that sexy body...When women get pregnant, their body's are never the same...But, I'd still hit it...;)
     
  11. Jeff

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    Don't bet on it.
     
  12. Oski2005

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    I don't want anything bad to happen to the kids, let's hope they turn out ok. Hopefully Kevin will die from a freak dancing accident.
     
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    Britney is a notorious chain smoker and probably has been smoking through most of pregnancy up to this point. It wouldn't surprise me if her child had some severe health problems.
     
  14. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Don't forget Madonna!
     
  15. jlaw718

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    Paging Courtney Love.......
     
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    Wow. This is pretty much after calling the media and a bunch of reporters dirty liars when they reported this before.
     
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    Exactly, what a hypocrite she is. She was so indignant just a couple of weeks ago about the topic. She sounds like a total b****.
     
  18. Isabel

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    :mad: If true, how awful. It doesn't sound like either of them is mature enough to be a full-time parent. Oh well...

    Paging Courtney Love.......

    and poor Frances. I think she often has to be the adult in that relationship. :( Hopefully she at least has some good grandparents.
     
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  20. A-Train

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    I think we've forgotten the most important question in this situation...

    would you bang an 8 1/2 month pregnant Britney Spears?
     

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