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Britney Spears Poses Nude for Bazaar

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  1. Lil Pun

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    Spears Pulls a Demi, Poses Nude While Pregnant

    Apparently, Britney Spears is out to prove she's not a girl and very much a woman.

    Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of
    Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.

    The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.

    Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

    In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.

    A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut.

    After the leak, Harper's released the cover shot for publicity purposes, but informed the non-Internet-using segment of its readership that it would have to wait until the issue hit stands on July 25 to view the rest of the spread.

    Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.

    In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.

    As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant.

    Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.

    "She wants to come home," Kentwood Mayor Harold Smith told the magazine. "She's building more rooms for her growing family. She wants a nursery and some kids' rooms."

    The magazine claims that Federline is supportive of his wife's wishes, though there's no telling how the move could affect his quest to save the penny.

    The couple is expecting their second child together, and Federline's fourth overall, in October.

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  2. HAYJON02

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    I saw the pics. I hope the airbrush guy is getting paid by the hour! They must've airbrushed out like a thousand stretchmarks.

    We've all seen what Britney looks like now, and she looks nothing like this. Laaaame.
     
  3. Saint Louis

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    God Bless technology for keeping anyone from going blind. Pregnant white trash posing nude should come with an health advisory attached.
     
  4. pradaxpimp

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    OMG. That is disgusting.
     
  5. VesceySux

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    She's like 5 years too late.
     
  6. Faos

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    How original.
     
  7. arkoe

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    The black hair is dumb. I wish I was K-Fed and using her for her money.
     
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    Good Call
     
  9. dockerland

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    I don't see the problem, I'd still hit it every day of the week and twice on Sunday :D
     
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    she kinda looks like a thick katie holmes in that pic.
     
  11. RocketMan Tex

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    You must be fourteen years old.

    The only reason I would hit it would be a chance to swipe her wallet in the process!

    :D
     
  12. dockerland

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    A bit older actually ;)

    I just don't see why everyone is so disgusted by Britney, she is no different to the average girl you would see on the street.

    The way people act you would think they only hook up with super models.
     
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    Is she milking a nip in that picture?
     
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    Take out the photoshop and you'd see the cellulite on her thighs and the sides of her ass. The stretch marks around her stomach and waist. The droopage of the boobs, and the herpes blister she calls a fashion mole above her upper lip. :D
     
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    Eh, once her career goes totally in the tank she'll be in Playboy, I give it a 2 years.
     
  16. Saint Louis

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    No, but I like to keep the fantasy alive. Seeing a woman pregnant is nothing new. I've gone through that twice with my wife. Now if only my wife had the green that Britney does in her wallet.
     
  17. Saint Louis

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    Send her to the personal trainer first.
     
  18. Lil Pun

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    Britney isn't my cup of tea and never has been but I thought she still had some followers here but it looks like I was wrong and this has turned into a roast. :D
     
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    you can actually see some stretchmarks in that photo
     
  20. codell

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    EDIT: Nevermind ...there was some sneeze residue on my screen
     

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