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BRILLIANT!!! Local citizens in SUV accident

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Mooch, May 30, 2004.

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  1. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    I wouldn't have started this thread, but this story was obviously written to scare and warn high school parents and those who know their children go out and party. But these are not any normal teens...

    ...no, they are in fact Super GENIUSES!!!


    7 teens hospitalized after crash
    By LUCAS WALL
    May 29, 2004

    http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2599641
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    Montgomery County communities were coming to grips with an accident early Saturday that sent seven teenagers to two hospitals.

    ....

    The teenagers were returning from a graduation party when their sport utility vehicle struck another vehicle at 12:30 a.m. on Interstate 45 near FM 830 in Montgomery County.

    None of the teens wore seatbelts, and several open containers of beer and a bottle of vodka were found inside the SUV, according to Texas Department of Public Safety reports.

    The teenagers were in a 2002 Mercury Mountaineer driven by Craig Black, 18, of Willis, who struck a 2004 Dodge Durango after changing lanes, DPS Trooper Jay Smith said. The Mountaineer then flipped and rolled over into a grass median.

    Black was charged with felony intoxication assault, Smith said, and a warrant will be issued for his arrest after he is discharged from Conroe Regional Medical Center.


    :::HERE'S THE GENIUS PART. AND HE ISN'T EVEN ONE OF THE DRUNK TEENS:::

    The driver of the Dodge, David Brown of Houston, fled the scene even though he was not at fault in the collision, police said. :D:D:D:D

    :::OOOH, BUT IT GETS BETTER:::

    State police located Brown in Walker County, where he was arrested on a felony charge of failure to stop and render aid.[​IMG]
    ....

    Wow, now that HAS GOT to suck.

    Oh yeah, don't drink and drive.
     
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  2. KellyDwyer

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    Well, you managed to top your signature.
     
  3. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    Maybe it's because it's 4 AM, but I'm not following.
     
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