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"Tipton defended himself in a letter he transmitted to us via an archaic telephone line based network of low quality printers"
"nigeria has become the first country to have a full economic crash due to the internet crash" haha that made me laugh
This is great stuff. "And in major urban areas, volunteers are handing out emergency diet tips, celebrity gossip and humorous poems about office life."