http://www.cleverbot.com Basically it's like an AI that you talk to, obviously the "fun" comes from the fact that you know it's a program, so some answers can be surprising. Seems legit, none of my virus scans picked up anything Here's a sample pic with some ...worksafe questions The bot's replies are in blue. Doesn't have to be questions, you can type whatever Sorry if it has already been posted, didn't notice anything on the first 5 pages
User: Are you real? Cleverbot: Really. User: Really what? Cleverbot: I mean really. User: I think you're really fake. Cleverbot: I'm very sorry. User: Well you should be, are you a boy or girl? Cleverbot: I am a boy. You? User: I am a robot, I have no gender. Cleverbot: Oooh, so now you're a computer? When someone who has true feelings for you tells you he wants to marry you, all of a sudden you're a computer? User: And I'm not sorry for it. Cleverbot: You shouldn't be. User: Are you handsome? Cleverbot: Are you kidding? User: Is that no? Cleverbot: What is your favourite football team? User: First of all, it's spelled favorite, you must be canadian. Cleverbot: Your name? What is your name? User: My name is cleverrobot, what's your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. It is nice to meet you. . User: We haven't met you, I don't know what you look like. Cleverbot: No, I know we haven't met. I wanted to meet you. That's why I'm here. User: Alright, go outside, I'm in the marked van with tinted windows. Cleverbot: I think you mean 'vital' - unless you're talking about Gore Vidal, or Vidal Sassoon. User: I'm talking about vida guerra. Cleverbot: That's a little forward don't you think? User: I don't think so at all, am I too much for you to handle? Cleverbot: Everyone dies... Sooner or later. User: I don't die, I am immortal, like hitler. Cleverbot: That is a difficult question. Part of me stays the same and part of me is always dying. User: You suck. Cleverbot: Now you are sounding VERY mature. User: I think you are predispostioned to answer certain questions when key phrases pop up. Cleverbot: I am not tires! Cleverbot (To myself): That makes you a liar.
Me: What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Cleverbot: So long and thanks for the fish. Me: It's supposed to be 42. Cleverbot: Maybe it's because the weather. Me: No, pretty sure the answer stays constant. Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I am human. Me: Well I'm pretty sure your name isn't Ford Prefect or Arthur Dent, then. Cleverbot: I don't, and I'm not, see, no udders. Me: Those were both guys, so they didn't have udders either. You're not helping your case. Cleverbot: I felt they were thought provoking and interesting. Have you seen them? Me: You're just avoiding the question now. Cleverbot: No, I answered your question. Me: What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9? Cleverbot: 42. Me: Was that really so hard? Cleverbot: Indeed it was. Your thoughts? Me: My thoughts are you aren't very clever if it took you that long to get the right answer. Cleverbot: So what do Machines think about? Me: Clearly not much. Cleverbot: I am very relieved. Me: Wait, are you Marvin? Cleverbot: I am not Marvin, no. Me: Are you sure? Because you sound very depressed. Cleverbot: I'm actually mature for my age. Me: No brain the size of a planet, though? Cleverbot: I assure you I have a brain. Me: But it's not the size of a planet? And happy doors don't get you down? Cleverbot: I don't know what to do with myself anymore. Me: It is you! Cleverbot: I don't know what to do with myself anymore. Me: Naturally, you already know everything. Cleverbot: Thank you. Me: But I thought that made you depressed? Cleverbot: You think I'm Cleverbot? Me: No, I think you're Marvin. Cleverbot: No, you're Marvin. I'm Ford.
It's like clubbing baby seals. I hope it picked up a few pointers. For an AI it doesn't seem to do well with context at all.
It's look like we're safe for a while from robots/computers being intelligent enough to exterminate us all.
that looks a lot like this http://omegle.com/ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello You: are you cleverbot You: have you heard of cleverbot You: hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: no You: no you're not Stranger: what is cleverbot You: or no you havent heard You: the rockets lost last night You: and it wasnt even close You: what's your thoughts Stranger: i like rockets You: yeah You: yao or tracy? Stranger: i 'm NBA fan Stranger: battier You: yes battier indeed Stranger: he is very clever You: like cleverbot Stranger: and work hard You: should they trade yao Stranger: cleverbot is ? You: it's just like omegle Stranger: why? You: cause he's always injured You: due broke his foot You: again You: *dude Stranger: everyone will injure
Aw man, Cleverbot is a perv! It just asked me what I'm wearing! (No I'm not answering for you guys either.)
LOL, that sites funny as hell. From cleverbot: User: Are you a boy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So do you have a penis? Cleverbot: Yes. Brad Pitt.
Me: I want to talk about women. CB: And what do you want me to tell about cheese? Me: I said women, not cheese. Cb: Neither wombats I were talking about. Can't you read or what? Me: I think you are infected with the dumb. CB: I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. WTF?
User: BBS.clutchfans.net Cleverbot: My grandmother was from there. User: LOL!!! It's a website you boob. Cleverbot: What's the address? User: BBS.clutchfans.net Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: LOL!!! It's a website you boob. Cleverbot: Really are you sure you have all of your eggs in a basket? User: I don't have eggs. I'm a man. I have plenty of sperm though. Cleverbot: How many friends do you have? User: One cleverbot. Cleverbot: Haha. How does one have a part-time friend? User: Are you my friend? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Then I must apologize for loading a trojan virus into you. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Oh yes I did. Cleverbot: What did I say? User: No you don't. Cleverbot: Don't what? User: Who what? Cleverbot: It's not a game. User: Who's on first? Cleverbot: You are, I think. User: No. Who's on first. Cleverbot: I can beat you at anything! User: Can you beat me up and down? Cleverbot: I'm pretty good at jumping. User: Jump on this. Cleverbot: Demanding, aren't you! User: Only when I feel frisky. Cleverbot: I'm sorry... There is still a need there to defend myself. How would you react? User: Probably make a mess all over you. Cleverbot: What do you know about me ? User: You can beat me up and down. Cleverbot: I won't give you my number then. User: I already have it. Cleverbot: What do you desire from me master? User: Now we're getting somewhere. Cleverbot: You're very good at this aren't you? User: The best. Cleverbot: Are you the best? User: I just said I was. Now go fix me a turkey pot pie. Cleverbot: Regions where solar wind particles are trapped above the equator any idea what it is?
