I was out cutting the yard yesterday when the gorgeous blonde cutie who lives next door came running out to her mailbox. Dressed in the shortest of shorts and a halter top, she peered into the box, closed it with a puzzled look and went back inside. About half hour later, she came dashing back out to the mailbox, looked inside at the empty container, slammed the lid and walked back inside. Fifteen minutes later, she marched outside, looked in the mailbox and slammed it shut with a red-faced grimace. "What's wrong," I asked. She said, "My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail.'"
Oh boy...blond joke time? got a couple.. A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde (all pregnant) are sitting around trying to figure out what sex their babies will be. The redhead says, "I always have sex on the bottom and I heard if you do that, you'll have a girl." The brunette said, "I always have sex on top, so I must be going to have a boy." The blonde pondered this a minute then began sobbing. "Oh no! I'm going to have puppies!" Q: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Easter bunny were walking along when they saw $100. Who got the money? A: The dumb blonde, because the other three don`t exist. I also just ran across a couple of political jokes...I wonder if they belong in here or in D&D?
