What the hell is the fastest method of healing one? Got one during Fridays F. Club and my mom's gonna freak!!!!
If you just got it, slap a cold steak on it (a cold compress works just as well ) to keep the swelling down. After that, you'll probably want to keep a warm one on it. Drink lots of juice; vitamin C helps bruises heal faster. If you're having problems seeing, though, I'd see a doc. x34
No, No, put ICE on the thing... I always thought warm towels and/or compress made a bruise spread and actually look worse. Ice keeps the swelling down.
Do you play basketball? Tell her you caught an elbow, I get them all the time. As for the fight club...that is just the stupidist thing I have ever heard of. DaDakota
How 'bout you pop yourself hard in the other eye and say you didn't get much sleep last night. It couldn't be any dumber an excuse than, "Well, these guys and I get together and beat the crap out of one another for fun."
For the bumps just tell her you were trying out to be on Jackass. But what i am really thinking is why the hell are you in a FC if you don't plan on getting beat up?? Did you not see the movie or did you misunderstand and think they said Flight Club and that you were going to the Airport for drinks or what???
The basketball suggestion was a good one. I've caught plenty of elbows to the face(given out a few too ) Or how about -fell down the stairs -ran into the door knob -wear an eyepatch (Arrr) -black eye, what black eye? you're crazy.
sheeet, you already broke the first rule of fight club... so you might as well tell your mom, maybe she'll become supportive and show up at fight club with a first aid kit for you and your friends... or who knows, maybe she'll steer you towards a career in boxing?
So let me get this straight, you are willing to have fisticuffs with another human being over...NOTHING, yet you are AFRAID to tell your mommy !! Classic case of why youth is wasted on the young. DaDakota
