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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Jul 18, 2006.

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  1. Another Brother

    Another Brother Member

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    ...you're on the last date.



    If he/she shows up for the date in gym attire
    If he/she gives you money for cab fare
    If he/she leaves with someone else
    If he/she has slipped on their wedding band
    If their 4 kids are waiting in the car

    ...
     
    #1 Another Brother, Jul 18, 2006
  2. macalu

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    if she says, "I love you."
     
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  3. No Worries

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    if she says, "I love you and wants to be the mother of your children."
     
    #3 No Worries, Jul 18, 2006
  4. Hakeem's Dream

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    ...when he opens his mouth.
     
    #4 Hakeem's Dream, Jul 18, 2006
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    ...she calls you a different name when you're having sex.
     
    #5 Xerobull, Jul 18, 2006
  6. univac hal

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    If she says: "This is our last date."

    Then again maybe not.. you never know with women
     
    #6 univac hal, Jul 18, 2006
  7. KingCheetah

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    She shows up with her parents.
    She wants to go to Zales.
    Her dentures fall out while eating corn on the cob.
    She tells you that she secretly stopped taking the pill after the first date.
     
    #7 KingCheetah, Jul 18, 2006
  8. B-ball freak

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    ...If they purposely drop the Rohypnol into their own drink.
     
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  9. Mr. Brightside

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    If they are fine with going to Arby's.
     
    #9 Mr. Brightside, Jul 18, 2006
  10. Jeff

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    When she gives you the "It's not you, it's me" routine.

    Gwen: I'm sorry George.
    George: I don't understand things were going so great. What happened? Something must have happened.
    Gwen: It's not you, it's me.
    George: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me.
    Gwen: All right, George, it's you.
    George: You're *damn* right it's me.
    Gwen: I was just trying to...
    George: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.
    Gwen: I'm sure you do it very well.
    George: Yes well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out.
     
    #10 Jeff, Jul 18, 2006
  11. macalu

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    when i ask her, "Does this smell like chloroform?"
     
    #11 macalu, Jul 18, 2006
  12. Austin70

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    You pick her up and she starts scratching her balls.
     
    #12 Austin70, Jul 18, 2006
  13. A-Train

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    When they get their pubes...
     
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  14. oomp

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    ...when she shows you her Jazz, Cowboys, or Cardinals collection.

    ...when she asks if you have protection and you pull out a condom, she tooses you antibiotics.
     
    #14 oomp, Jul 18, 2006
  15. FrontRowJoe

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    ...you catch her slipping the waiter her phone number.
     
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  16. Faos

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    I was once on a first date with a gal back in the day. She was a friend of a friend so she had heard good things about me. I still remember her telling me at dinner "I told my mom that you're really good with kids!"

    No second date.
     
    #16 Faos, Jul 18, 2006
  17. Faos

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    AB,

    Not to derail this thread, but are you watching/enjoying Dane Cook's Tourgasm show on HBO?
     
    #17 Faos, Jul 18, 2006
  18. m_cable

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    When she karaokes to "I want to love you forever". Get out while you can man.
     
    #18 m_cable, Jul 18, 2006
  19. Billyp

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    When she asks you to take her to the VD clinic to get her meds because her car is in the shop
     
    #19 Billyp, Jul 18, 2006
  20. Another Brother

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    Love Dane, haven't caught the show. Any good?

    I will be sending the first batch of checks to the following...

     
    #20 Another Brother, Jul 18, 2006
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