Birthday Greetings to FlyerFanatic and Zac_D

Our young boy FlyerFanatic turned 20 yesterday

and

The man wise beyong his years, journalism extraordinaire Zac_D turns 22 today.


Happy Birthday you dunces.

 

Zac got a little wasted tonight folks.


This is just so he can see all the horrible spelling errors he made and it will scare him so bad he'll never look at another beer without recoiling in horror.


*IMPORTANT* Please do not laugh at anything Zac_D says, this is merely for the purposes of education and not for entertainment.





[23:51:40] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Zac_D
[23:51:40] <Zac_D> WHO'S DRUNK W/ME
[23:51:40] <Zac_D> g[yrh890
[23:51:49] <moes19> ZACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
[23:51:52] <moes19> WHADAUP
[23:52:16] <fatman510> HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[23:52:22] <scf> i'm only drinking a beer right now, not enough to get drunk
[23:52:22] <Zac_D> t3 q
[23:52:24] <moes19> lol i didn't even see that
[23:52:26] <Zac_D> e
[23:52:30] <Zac_D> b drunkw/me
[23:52:30] <Zac_D> fl;sh89
[23:52:33] <moes19> fatman said
[23:52:36] <Zac_D> i needwater
[23:52:38] <moes19> scf has the DSL
[23:52:40] <moes19> lololololz
[23:52:46] <fatman510> i neeeeeeeeeeed water
[23:52:46] <Zac_D> darik get e glass o watur
[23:52:52] <fatman510> sweet sweet waaaater
[23:52:57] <fatman510> THE WHO
[23:52:57] <scf> but if you want to see a picture of me when i was drunk and just pretend i'm drunk right now....
[23:52:57] <scf> just click on this picture
[23:52:58] <scf> http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8135/scf9tk.jpg
[23:53:02] <Zac_D> y dint stros win
[23:53:03] <Zac_D> 4 me
[23:53:06] <fatman510> they suck
[23:53:09] <moes19> zac, you know arthur ginyard
[23:53:20] <Zac_D> good LF?"\
[23:53:40] <moes19> well he said he should be traded to st louis for denny powell
[23:53:53] <Zac_D> who is hat
[23:54:01] <Zac_D> h esui good SP?
[23:54:29] <scf> zac what you been sippin on son
[23:54:39] <09Preston27> I am hat!
[23:54:45] <moes19> yes you could use him as an SP
[23:54:52] <Zac_D> rum coke yunegnlishg
[23:55:09] <scf> solid solid
[23:55:19] <scf> i bought a bottle of bud light to sip on tonight
[23:55:28] <Zac_D> taseted goooooooooooood
[23:55:35] <Zac_D> i dancec bore rhatn i usually ciodo
[23:56:09] <moes19> i believe he said
[23:56:14] <moes19> i danced more than i usually do
[23:56:31] <Zac_D> yea u are reight
[23:56:42] <moes19> i'm good at this
[23:56:59] <Zac_D> ya
[23:57:30] <moes19> http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8135/scf9tk.jpg
[23:57:32] <moes19> fapfapfap
[23:57:55] <Zac_D> i ttaksetes pulkeyu when i ubrp
[23:58:14] <moes19> i taste puke when i burp
[23:58:25] <moes19>
[23:58:39] <Zac_D>
[23:58:48] <Zac_D> yungenmling = better doing down than comeing up
[23:58:58] <Zac_D> ij dont spell good when i am drunz0rz
[23:58:59] <Zac_D> lolz
[23:59:04] <Zac_D> traed me decastros?!
[23:59:06] <Zac_D> ASTROS
[23:59:10] <Zac_D> y r tehy lose
[23:59:13] <Zac_D> my roommate is sahving now
[23:59:14] <Zac_D> SHAVING
[23:59:14] <Zac_D> wtf
[23:59:16] <Zac_D> wy
[23:59:22] <Zac_D> wuold yu shave at 3 in them rorning
[23:59:33] <Zac_D> w/ elecitrc raczor so k cant get int he basthromz
[23:59:51] <scf> is he shaving his penis
[00:00:05] <moes19> dec-astros
[00:00:15] <Zac_D> no shavnig manly beard
[00:00:29] <scf> bizarre
[00:00:41] <moes19> lolz manly beard
[00:01:21] <moes19> zac would you rather live on mars or jupiter
[00:01:27] <Zac_D> mars, jupiter is gas giatn
[00:01:43] <Zac_D> my; feet tingles
[00:01:43] <moes19> so iz preston
[00:01:47] <Zac_D> LOZL
[00:02:07] <moes19> lozl
[00:02:10] <moes19> lozl
[00:02:12] <moes19> LOZL
[00:02:23] <Zac_D> ew my; feet r teh stinkaY
[00:02:37] <moes19> perhaps you should wash them?
[00:02:41] <scf> zac you got to send me some yuengling
[00:03:13] <Zac_D> dsereak - no its my sokx
[00:03:17] <Zac_D> not my fetz
[00:03:35] <Zac_D> sokx?
[00:03:40] <Zac_D> shannon - white soxkx?
[00:03:49] <moes19> shannon - my soxkx
[00:03:59] <Zac_D> lolz
[00:04:02] <Zac_D> she xu0sx0r u
[00:04:29] <Zac_D> w/ the ashu lips
[00:04:35] <Zac_D> lolzol0
[00:04:38] <scf> lolz
[00:04:41] <moes19> hahaha
[00:04:52] <moes19> zac you ever contemplated kissing rob thomas before
[00:04:55] <Zac_D> tahts weas axxicdent
[00:04:58] <Zac_D> we ew no he gay
[00:05:06] <Zac_D> rob thaoms = tehx us-0r
[00:05:10] <moes19> hahah
[00:05:14] <Zac_D> but no rage against teh machine awoesme
[00:05:18] <Zac_D> os cscf is sitl my boy
[00:05:45] <moes19> he said you are still his boy, scf
[00:06:02] <scf> moes can you translate this
[00:06:30] <moes19> yes
[00:06:52] <scf> /"\
[00:06:52] <scf> |\./|
[00:06:52] <scf> | |
[00:06:52] <scf> | |
[00:06:52] * Quits: scf (Ralph@12.5.90.Yn675=) (Excess flood)
[00:06:59] <Zac_D> uLOOLOLOOLLOOL
[00:07:00] <moes19> lolz
[00:07:01] <Zac_D> PENISN FLOOD
[00:07:09] <Zac_D> ot is that a fingler?
[00:07:13] * Joins: scf (Ralph@12.5.90.VF595=)
[00:07:15] <Zac_D> it looks more lik ea fingerl
[00:07:19] <moes19> hahahahahha
[00:07:21] <scf> did you get all of my message?
[00:07:21] <Zac_D> whay am i putting a l there
[00:07:24] <Zac_D> its not a l
[00:07:26] <Zac_D> its a finger
[00:07:27] <Zac_D> gingerl
[00:07:29] <Zac_D> FINGER
[00:07:30] <Zac_D> (WGH*()$
[00:07:34] <scf> /"\
[00:07:34] <scf> |\./|
[00:07:34] <scf> | |
[00:07:35] <scf> | |
[00:07:35] <scf> |>~<|
[00:07:35] <scf> | |
[00:07:35] <scf> /'\| |/'\..
[00:07:35] <scf> /~\| | | | \
[00:07:35] <scf> | =[@]= | | \
[00:07:35] <scf> | | | | | \
[00:07:35] <scf> | ~ ~ ~ ~ |` )
[00:07:35] <scf> | /
[00:07:35] <scf> \ /
[00:07:35] <scf> \ /
[00:07:35] <scf> \ _____ /
[00:07:35] <scf> |--//''`\--|
[00:07:35] <scf> | (( +==)) |
[00:07:35] <scf> |--\_|_//--|
[00:07:41] <scf> there it is again
[00:07:42] <Zac_D> pj oit is a fianger nota pe0n0r\
[00:07:43] <moes19> now it is
[00:09:50] <Zac_D> ug h i dnt sdeserve to feel guilthy n the dahy aveter mu birhtday
[00:09:57] <Zac_D> why tha fucmk
[00:10:00] <Zac_D> what the fucok that is
[00:10:01] <scf> wha happen
[00:10:21] <moes19> ugh i don't deserve to feel guilty on the day after my birthday
[00:10:44] <Zac_D> precisely
[00:10:49] <Zac_D> thats wrong ;(
[00:10:53] <scf> zac, it happens to the best of us...haha
[00:10:59] <Zac_D> is 8it/
[00:11:02] <Zac_D> daMANM it
[00:11:03] <Zac_D> DAMN it
[00:11:05] <Zac_D> DNANNAANMANA
[00:11:06] <Zac_D> it
[00:12:10] <Zac_D> ahhg89aph34gu8j;oicvfnmbw9r8pht92q3
[00:12:28] <Zac_D> i need a SP to jmake up fro thsi ****ty astros-losing beatuifl girl=guilttr\ipping night
[00:12:42] <Zac_D> damad jost?
[00:12:50] <Zac_D> HEY DV JWANT TO LIVE SIM OOTP6
[00:12:57] <Zac_D> let em go outside and make jyself puie
[00:13:22] <scf> go streaking
[00:13:34] <Zac_D> no i wnadont want to iknock donw bujiodlings with jmy penis
[00:14:09] <Zac_D> bujiodlingsloolks norwegina
[00:14:11] <Zac_D> whers heath
[00:16:30] * moes19 changes topic to '<scf> go streaking <Zac_D> no i wnadont want to iknock donw bujiodlings with jmy penis'
[00:20:41] <Zac_D> i puke din the gutter do you stil love me
[00:21:05] <moes19> yes dear
[00:21:49] <Zac_D> jthasnk im' going to go upstaris and wash my hands bec donwstairsa roommate is taknig a shorwer
[00:21:50] <Zac_D> brb
[00:22:08] <Zac_D> also i will piss
[00:22:10] <Zac_D> be c i need ot
[00:23:16] <moes19> k
[00:25:12] <Zac_D> ow i just tdid two things
[00:25:18] <Zac_D> 1. m ade sure i DID in fact puke in the gutter
[00:25:20] <Zac_D> (i did0
[00:25:28] <Zac_D> 2. Banged my ****ING hip on ghte ******* BANIDSTER
[00:25:29] <Zac_D> of the satirs
[00:25:32] <Zac_D> and now i'll have a burise
[00:25:33] <Zac_D> fupck that
[00:25:34] <Zac_D> also
[00:25:39] <Zac_D> i wasthed my hadns with dish soap
[00:25:44] <Zac_D> better than puke i assuemde
[00:25:57] <moes19> safe assumption
[00:26:09] <Zac_D> one o fmy best frineds is giving me GREAT advice
[00:26:10] <Zac_D> dude
[00:26:11] <Zac_D> hahah
[00:26:14] <Zac_D> i called my brother
[00:26:15] <Zac_D> earlier
[00:26:24] <Zac_D> lmeme tel you something abou tmyb yrother
[00:26:30] <Zac_D> my brother is 17 montsh older to the day
[00:26:51] <Zac_D> and he works
[00:26:55] <Zac_D> at a paper factory
[00:26:56] <Zac_D> 12 hour shifts
[00:26:58] <Zac_D> three time sa weke
[00:27:00] <Zac_D> so
[00:27:06] <Zac_D> he values his sleep and i never know when his sleep is
[00:27:21] <Zac_D> di di tillell you this before?
[00:27:41] <moes19> no you didn't
[00:27:45] <Zac_D> so i caled him to ask if i should hok up with this girl or be vaithful to this other guirl who ss not actually my girlfriend
[00:27:46] <Zac_D> and he sais
[00:27:55] <Zac_D> 'ddudeyou ****ing woke meup i have otnhing for you'
[00:27:59] <Zac_D> so i said ok i'm sorry go to back to bed
[00:28:03] <Zac_D> WOW
[00:28:05] <Zac_D> PERFECT SENTENCE
[00:28:07] <Zac_D> DING SDING DING
[00:28:23] <Zac_D> but id ont tak to myb rother much but i like him
[00:28:24] <moes19> hahaha
[00:28:27] <Zac_D> and we are going to the wrokdld cup together
[00:28:49] <Zac_D> so wse will fufck germans execept he is engaged so he wont **** germans but i iwll
[00:29:04] <Zac_D> hey i am the cotopci!!!!
[00:29:08] <Zac_D> <#
[00:29:09] <Zac_D> <3
[00:29:12] <Zac_D> <3
[00:29:12] <Zac_D> <3
[00:29:13] <Zac_D> <3
[00:29:16] <moes19> german ****ing reserved only for the younger desautels
[00:29:21] <Zac_D> that is correect
[00:29:28] <Zac_D> jordan and i are the LAST deasuatelsezs
[00:29:32] <Zac_D> so we must copulate
[00:29:35] <Zac_D> or the failmily will DIE
[00:29:39] <moes19> but not with each other...
[00:29:44] <Zac_D> so i am biologically required to **** BUIGTCHES
[00:29:54] <Zac_D> wow wthat went well until b****es
[00:29:58] <Zac_D> fdeep breaths
[00:30:00] <Zac_D> pukes in gutter
[00:30:01] <Zac_D> where's DV
[00:30:04] <Zac_D> dude
[00:30:15] <Zac_D> if the world sereis isnt done before i ****ing go home for the summer sl;ash real worlrd
[00:30:18] <Zac_D> i fail at life
[00:30:19] <Zac_D> wheres dv
[00:30:29] <moes19> hahahaha
[00:30:43] <moes19> i don't think you're in any condition to be simming right now
[00:30:45] <Zac_D> i KNOW dv will trust me now
[00:30:46] <Zac_D> hahahahaa
[00:30:48] <Zac_D> stoo fguodooo
[00:30:53] <moes19> get some sleep zaccy
[00:31:01] <Zac_D> hhe''ll be like "PH Young" and i'l be like "DEL>MON OR DMINSTRI"
[00:31:02] <moes19> you're gonna have a nice surprise tomorrow morning
[00:31:09] <Zac_D> and he'll be like "DMITIRT IS NOT ON THE BENCH"
[00:30:15] <Zac_D> if the world sereis isnt done before i ****ing go home for the summer sl;ash real worlrd
[00:30:18] <Zac_D> i fail at life
[00:30:19] <Zac_D> wheres dv
[00:30:29] <moes19> hahahaha
[00:30:43] <moes19> i don't think you're in any condition to be simming right now
[00:30:45] <Zac_D> i KNOW dv will trust me now
[00:30:46] <Zac_D> hahahahaa
[00:30:48] <Zac_D> stoo fguodooo
[00:30:53] <moes19> get some sleep zaccy
[00:31:01] <Zac_D> hhe''ll be like "PH Young" and i'l be like "DEL>MON OR DMINSTRI"
[00:31:02] <moes19> you're gonna have a nice surprise tomorrow morning
[00:31:09] <Zac_D> and he'll be like "DMITIRT IS NOT ON THE BENCH"
[00:31:13] <Zac_D> and i'll be like "STOOF IOO I KNEW THAT"
[00:31:15] <Zac_D> what surprise
[00:31:48] <moes19> the hangover fairy will bring it tonight while you slumber
[00:32:07] <Zac_D> i daonht get ahngovers foo';
[00:32:09] <Zac_D> i drink water
[00:32:11] <Zac_D> andnnnnnnnnd
[00:32:13] <Zac_D> i
[00:32:16] <Zac_D> sleep unil LATE
[00:32:17] <Zac_D> and thedn
[00:32:25] <Zac_D> i dont get hangovers i just feel qeuasy
[00:32:43] <Zac_D> then i will wake up and have ngenral mills brand cheerios bcreakdfast sereal
[00:32:50] <Zac_D> at mayb e3 p.m.
[00:32:56] <Zac_D> wasts on tv now?
[00:33:04] <Zac_D> wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tv works
[00:33:05] <scf> man i think i gots to sleep
[00:33:15] <Zac_D> noooooooo
[00:33:16] <Zac_D> dont leave men
[00:33:19] <Zac_D> haahahahaa
[00:33:21] <Zac_D> scf dont leave men
[00:33:22] <Zac_D> hahahahhahahahahah
[00:33:23] <Zac_D> GAY
[00:33:25] <Zac_D> dont levae ME i ment
[00:33:50] <scf> zac dizzle you romance some females on your bday
[00:33:53] <moes19> oh this is precious
[00:34:03] <Zac_D> scfj - YUES but i feel GUILTY
[00:34:07] <scf> why
[00:34:17] <Zac_D> bc this girl who is not my girlfuring but i dam very close with
[00:34:19] <Zac_D> is like
[00:34:23] <Zac_D> crying hwneever I TALK to a girl
[00:34:24] <Zac_D> who is not her
[00:34:26] <Zac_D> and its like
[00:34:29] <Zac_D> upsetting oto me
[00:34:33] <Zac_D> becasue she HAD A BOYFRINEd before
[00:34:35] <Zac_D> so like
[00:34:37] <scf> well you guys are graduating right
[00:34:41] <Zac_D> she has no RIGHT go be upste
[00:34:41] <Zac_D> ever
[00:34:42] <Zac_D> at me
[00:34:43] <Zac_D> ever
[00:34:48] <Zac_D> yeah gradutaing in like 3 days
[00:34:59] <scf> well jus ttell her to shut up and keep sucking
[00:35:02] <Zac_D> HA
[00:35:25] <scf> its just one of those things zac dizzle you got to make your pimp hand strong
[00:35:36] <Zac_D> but strong pim phand measn crying friend
[00:35:43] <scf> well apparently she is psycho
[00:35:49] <Zac_D> she IS
[00:35:51] <Zac_D> o god
[00:35:54] <Zac_D> sehs from long ihsland
[00:35:59] <Zac_D> i dunno if you know anyone from long isalnd
[00:36:01] <scf> well you wont see her again
[00:36:04] <Zac_D> but the are ****ing aliens
[00:36:05] <Zac_D> i swear to crhist
[00:36:06] <Zac_D> hang on
[00:37:59] <scf> zac, i am fading quickly man
[00:38:07] <scf> sleepy as fiznuck
[00:38:15] <Zac_D> woooooooo fresh prince is on
[00:38:17] <Zac_D> its ok you can go o bed
[00:38:21] <Zac_D> derek will kep me compaysny
[00:38:24] <Zac_D> cause hes on ewest coast
[00:38:31] <moes19> yard manharid
[00:38:31] <scf> night playa
[00:38:34] <Zac_D> night kid
[00:41:22] <moes19> dv
[00:41:28] <moes19> zac wants to sim
[00:41:30] <moes19> while drunk
[00:41:36] <Zac_D> DUDE
[00:41:36] <Zac_D> hahahaha
[00:41:37] <Zac_D> dv
[00:41:39] <Zac_D> do you trust me
[00:41:39] <DVauthrin> sounds interesting
[00:41:40] <Zac_D> hahaha
[00:41:55] <DVauthrin> you've never failed me before
[00:42:19] <Zac_D> THATS MY BOY
[00:42:20] <Zac_D> ok
[00:42:20] <Zac_D> hang on
[00:42:53] <DVauthrin> and we'll hold off the hailburton deal until tommorrow when perhaps you would be more coherent
[00:43:19] <Zac_D> oh no, go hade, take advatnta ge of me
[00:43:28] <Zac_D> ok you're up 3-0 anmd morris is schedule
[00:43:33] <moes19> haha
[00:43:35] <Zac_D> hang on i have to warn my roomiea bout hte bpuke in the gutter
[00:43:38] <Zac_D> bebrbz
[00:43:43] <moes19> and we'll just put in the ginyard for powell trade right now
[00:43:46] <Zac_D> oh god this girl is beautufil
[00:43:50] <Zac_D> its so worth getting pissed at..
[00:43:51] <Zac_D> aphg984
[00:43:53] <Zac_D> ugh
[00:43:54] <Zac_D> later
[00:43:58] <Zac_D> ggeeeky sim now
[00:44:02] <Zac_D> morris or a 3-days rest guy?
[00:44:23] <DVauthrin> if you don't want to sim we don't have to
[00:44:46] <DVauthrin> morris is fine though
[00:44:51] <Zac_D> no i DO
[00:44:52] <Zac_D> i want to
[00:44:55] <Zac_D> bec she isnt comgin over
[00:45:06] <Zac_D> ehses just pretty
[00:45:07] <Zac_D> morris it is
[00:45:11] <Zac_D> **** THE REDSOX
[00:45:12] <Zac_D> GO ORILS
[00:45:12] <Zac_D> right?
[00:45:16] <DVauthrin> yes
[00:45:23] <Zac_D> ok
[00:45:25] <DVauthrin> you can go to like the 6th
[00:45:27] <Zac_D> warmpu rule on



Then Zac went on to sim the game... while still pretty damn drunk.

 

yes, he certainly did.