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Biggest size difference between husband and wife

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Woofer, Jan 12, 2004.

  1. Woofer

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    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040112/482/tok10701121317&e=1&ncid=1756

    Hope the link works.

    She looks like she weighs about 120 pounds and I would put him in the five hundred pound category.


    Former sumo wrestler Konishiki appears with Chie Iijima, for a press conference to announce their marriage at a Tokyo hotel Monday, Jan. 12, 2004 after Konishiki registered his marriage to the 28-year-old former medical worker Jan. 7. Konishiki, a native of Hawaii, who was the first foreign-born sumo wrestler to attain the second-highest rank of ozeki, has taken up a career as a TV celebrity in Japan since retiring from sumo in 1997. (AP Photo/Chiaki Tsukumo)
     
  2. Franchise2001

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  3. Lil Pun

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    How do sumo wrestlers gain all that damn weight?
     
  4. PhiSlammaJamma

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    This is a serious question, how do fat people have sex? Especially fat partners. How does it work? Almost seems physically impossible.
     
  5. Roc Paint

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    I wouldn't try to roll him in dough that's for sure. :p
     
  6. AMS

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    I guess they just lay there, and wait for the partner to do the work.

    As for fat partners. 69 I guess :confused:
     
  7. drapg

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    Is it truly possible to be physically attracted to someone who looks like that?
     
  8. Baqui99

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    There probably is no physical penetration. Probably just handjobs and BJs.
     
  9. AntiSonic

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    You never know, he could be just as huge in other places.

    Anyway, from the looks of things, I'd get major play in Japan. Time for a move.
     
  10. moestavern19

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    If they got into an argument he could always play the "My t*** are bigger than yours" routine.
     
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    I was waiting for that :).

    Ok guys. Really want the answer?
    I bet you don't.
     
  12. AntiSonic

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    Is their size difference officially the largest? I recall seeing a program where this guy was married to a woman who wasn't much taller than two feet. Likewise, Mini-Me has a much larger wife... Wouldn't those kind of situations be proportionately greater?
     
  13. SmeggySmeg

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    my guess in this case it more specifically weight
     
  14. ChenZhen

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    More like a 00 instead of a 69. I feel sorry for the person who's stuck below.
     
  15. Woofer

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    Had trouble coming up with a thread title, so I figured this would be less controversial and safer, just a conversation starter.

    It's all about the woman on top, otherwise it's fatal. Even kissing seems like it would require a bit of maneuvering.
     
  16. Gutter Snipe

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    I've never understood how sumo wrestlers pull chicks like they do in Japan - it must be the money. I've read about how this dude in particular needs help by other guys to pull his cheeks apart just so he can take a crap.

    In answer to the other question, sumo wrestlers gain weight traditionally by eating chankonabe (a really hearty stew) and lots of rice. (As an Atkins touter, I'd like to point out that this is a high carb diet :D )
     
  17. bamaslammer

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    I bet he has not seen his John Thomas in a loooooooooong time. Bet it's been gone so long he issued a missing persons report on him. The thought of those two engaged in sexual activity is beyond gross. But for some reason, Japanese women love sumo wrestlers. What's sick is one of my cousins who still lives over there is one of them! Yeeeech!
     
  18. SmeggySmeg

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    it's not the money dude.... sumo wrestlers and the sport is just held in such high regard in japan, probably above baseball and rock star and close to a traditionally religion.... one suspect the whorship status of the sport helps the wrestlers themselves pull chicks
     
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    The wrestler's penis might get buried deep in those lumps of fat. So I guess it will be strap-ons on the wife and backdoor play on the chubby hubby.
     
  20. Roc Paint

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    chubby hubby was a bear chubby hubby had no penis.
     

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