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Biggest Jackass in the World

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Jul 15, 2002.

  1. Rocketman95

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    I know everyone here hates the Dell Kid. However, the guy I can't stand is the jackhole from the Subway commercials. I don't understand why he has to be such a prick to Jared and why in the world he feels the need to waste time to go through a drive-thru and order something that he knows isn't on their menu. "It's not even on your radar screen" Let's hope my fist that's about to connect with your nose doesn't appear on your radar screen you massive tool.

    I want to send a letter in to Subway saying that their food is so good that I eat there despite their horrnedous new spokesperson.

    Sorry...had to get that out.
     
  2. VesceySux

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    I know. That guy is such a huge tool. I'd like to see Jared reach out one day, grab his scrawny little neck and twist his head off. Then, as a fountain of blood squirts up from his crumpling body, look directly into the camera and deadpan, "How's this for low-fat, b****?" while Clay Henry arrives in the background to clean up the mess with his hose.
     
  4. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    it's going to be okay dude.

    you know what commercial tricked me?

    the powerade one, i thought it was for real that the ball got stuck in the ground.
     
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  5. HOOP-T

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    Dude, thanks for the Monday afternoon giggle.

    Did that commercial really get you worked up?
     
  6. HOOP-T

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    I just now noticed you said MASSIVE TOOL. That's damn funny for some reason. Tehehhehehhehehehheee!!:D
     
  7. Drewdog

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    I thought for sure this was a thread about Bud Selig.....

    :mad:
     
  8. Joe Joe

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    I thought it was the cashier the other day that said I saved 3 dollars with the Remarkable Card at Randall's.....If I didn't need something from Randall's, I wouldn't have shopped there.
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Yeah I hate the prick on the Subway ad as well

    "Do you think I made that kid cry?"

    YOU ****ING MORON, If someone told me I didn't have a Whatever the hell sandwhich on my menu I don't think I would start shedding tears, I would tell him "This isn't sub shop you dumb ****"
     
  10. 4chuckie

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    I just hate Jared from Subway.

    His 10 minutes are fame is up, time for Jared to go away.
     
  11. Smokey

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    I never noticed that guy in the Subway commercial until this thread. Then I remembered he's a jerk to Jared in the restaurant then he screws with the drive thru window. I wish Subway had a drive thru so I could say "Can I get a double cheeseburger, large curly fries with chili and cheese, and a large vanilla coke..." Then the Subway employee says "what?". Then I say "nevermind its not even on your radar screen".

    Someone should call up the Subway headquarters and use that line...
     
  12. drapg

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    Speaking of the Dell guy... looks like that smug punk finally got his!!!!


    HOLLYWOOD, California (Reuters) -- Dude, you're a strikebreaker.

    Ben Curtis, best known as the 20ish "Steven" pitchman in more than a dozen Dell Computer ads, has received an undisclosed punishment from the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) for booking non-union spots during the guild's six-month strike against advertisers two years ago, Variety reports.

    The first Dell spot with Curtis aired in November 2000. Several of the ads included his signature line "Dude, you're getting a Dell." SAG officers said that several of Curtis' initial spots for Dell were shot during the 2000 strike.

    A rep for Dell said Curtis was unavailable for comment, and SAG refused to respond to questions about the recent hearing by a New York SAG membership committee. Curtis was still listed last week with SAG's Actors to Locate service. He was originally asked to appear before a panel in Hollywood but the hearing was later transferred to New York.

    SAG said last year it had banned 75 thesps for periods ranging from six months to five years. The hearings reviewed evidence gathered on over 1,500 non-members for working during the strike. SAG's national board first instituted a policy that allowed for permanently barring strikebreakers from joining, then lessened that penalty to a maximum five-year exclusion.

    The most notable cases came in late 2000 when SAG announced trial boards had found Elizabeth Hurley and Tiger Woods guilty of performing in non-union spots during the strike, leading to $100,000 fines against each.
     
  13. Tenchi

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    What's with SAG anyway? How would Tiger Woods get fined when I don't think he's part of SAG. Would that mean that if I had filmed a commerical during that time period, even tho I'm not a part of SAG, I'd get fined?
     
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    Tiger Woods is a part of SAG. Originally he said he would comply with the strike, but later changed his mind, and broke the strike.

    As for a non-SAG member filming during the strike either nothing could happen, or if they really wanted to and were really on the ball, they could not allow you entrance at a later date into the guild, or delay your entrance, etc.
     
  15. Surfguy

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    I thought I was the "Biggest Jackass in the World".

    Oh well...can't win em all I guess. My bad. :p :confused:
     
  16. Castor27

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    Man RM95 I just saw one of those commercials and was going to start a thread just like this.


    CK
     
  17. Rocketman95

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    I'm glad I'm not alone.

    :)

    "I can't believe you keep interrupting me."
     
  18. Manny Ramirez

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    Yea, that guy is a jabroni.

    However, I missed seeing him acting like a prick to Jarred. I actually think that would be funny for some reason.

    I guess I agree with 4chuckie in that Jarred's 15 minutes of fame are about up.
     
  19. ZRB

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    That was real.
     
  20. Refman

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    Were you watching him on "The People's Television?" LOL

    Seriously though...is it really healthy to hate commercial characters so much? :D
     

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