Kind of a random thread, but this girl we go out with on occasion is dating this new guy. He seems like a cool guy, but I'm astounded by how humongous he is. He is trying to be a professional wrestler. We were tossing ideas around and I came up with the name "Cerberus" for him. Anyhoo, here is a pic of him out last weekend. Keep in mind that the guy on the left is 6'3.
could you post his name? maybe give us something to work with. edit: n/m, i guess you weren't really asking for us to come up with a name.
[wrestling voice] Let me get this right. I want to fight this guy right here! RIght noW!! In a barb wire steel cage! [/wrestling voice] That guy's what, 6' 7'' 270? Does he wrestle in humble, tx? The most important question is, what's the chicks name? he's on roids.
Damn. That dude's huge. I knew/know a whole slew of abnormally large people. The vast majority of them are named "David," and they all go by "Big Dave." Seriously. I've known probably 6-7 "Big Dave's." I knew three Big Dave's in college. We had to start assigning new nicknames for them in order to differentiate which Big Dave were were talking about, because I was good friends with all three of them, which meant we all knew the same people. There was Big Dave (6'3", ~275 lbs.), Bigger Dave (6'4" ~375 lbs.), and Big Black Dave (6'4" ~400lbs.). Big Black Dave requested this because he didn't want to be Biggest Dave, and at the rate we were going, we fully expected to meet another Dave even bigger than him at any minute.[/PC_police_protection]
The chick in the pic isn't who he's dating. I and a friend of mine have already hooked up with that one.
Before this guy, the biggest dude I knew was Barrett Robbins, although I haven't seen him since college.
So you're not trying to date him...Got it... Well, call him The "Hammer" or "Tank" or just Big F'n Dude..
Here's another pic I found where Fatty is doing what Fatty does. BTW, the guy on the left in this pic is our very own T Rex, who is 6'4. Oh, and I'm 6'0, myself.
He doesn't have one. He wanted the name "Cyrus." I told him that sounded gay. My reasoning for "Cerberus" was that Cerberus is a mythological 3-headed hound from hell. So he could walk towards the ring with two rottweilers chained on each side, hence the whole 3-headed thing. I thought it was a decent idea.
I have cousins who are 6'8 and 6'10, so it's not all that odd to me. This guy actually looks a lot like the 6'8 one.
