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Big Tex burns at State Fair

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Surfguy, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. Surfguy

    Surfguy Member

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    Someone post before, during, and after pics.

    I'm sorry but my reaction was to laugh and I couldn't stop laughing. I know there is history there, though, and kids are traumatized.

    He will be back!

    Obama: "...act of terror..."
    Romney: "didn't declare it an act of terrorism soon enough"
     
  2. GRENDEL

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    A friend of mine whose born and bred up here sent me that this morning, I told him the first thing I thought of was this...


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    He didn't find it funny...
     
  3. MoonDogg

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  4. Surfguy

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    "Howdy folks! Park's closed! (cause I'm on fire....AHHH!)"

    "Big Tex gave up smoking years ago. Obviously, his relapse cost him his life."

    "Cooking meth will break you bad."
     
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    He must be a Texas fan. I feel his pain but this was not the way. :grin:
     
  6. tim562

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    Damn, I'm glad I saw him before he burned. He was right by the Corny Dogs....
     
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    Pretty damn symbolic after what happened up there last wkd
     
  8. DonnyMost

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    If that picture isn't posted in every thread bigtexxx makes an appearance in I will be extremely disappointed in the cf.net community.
     
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    It wasn't me.

    Sincerely,

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  10. macalu

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    The Wicker man, Texas style.
     
  11. GRENDEL

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    Luanne Platter sacrificed to the Pagan gods....

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  12. Rip Van Rocket

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    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster.
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    Poor bigtexxx -- down in flames again.
     
  14. Surfguy

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    He will be replaced by...

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    haven't been this sad since the ghostbusters roasted the marshmallow man. =(
     
  16. Surfguy

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    Early reports are Big Tex short-circuited after Big Tex could no longer "hold it" and wet his pants. Officials are looking into his time sheet and records to see if his employers we're giving him proper bathroom breaks. More to follow.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    I got to see him when I went to the World Cup game in 1994. :( That was it.

    That was SWEET. :eek:
     
  18. AstroRocket

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    LOL...

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  19. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Darth Vader?
     
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    Liar, liar.............
     

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