Best time of day for sex?

After the wife leaves?

 

Gonna post this, because if I dont someone else will.

 

Two old men are sitting on an apartment stoop talking about their schlongs.

1: "How long is yours soft?"
2: "How long?"
1: "Yeah, everybody brags about it hard. But how long is yours soft?"
2: * pauses, thinks *
2: "Since 1957!"

 

Yes.

 

When she's awake

 

First thing in the morning for obvious reasons.

 

Any time the dominant hand is willing and able.

 

Any time is the correct answer.

 

The correct method is the giraffe

 

9pm, or weekend morning after u get up

 

debatable

 

You left out the option "whenever she wants it".

 

I remember seeing one of their children on the voice usa.

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Anytime.

 

WTF? So, youre drinking your own mountain dew? Ill pass

 

Weekend sex is pretty good. I remember I would have sex right before work back when I worked at a big oil and gas company, it was great. Then I'd roll into the office and out close everyone in tickets.