There are other good shows out there, but I was thinking we could try to stick with the Big Three. "Max Power, eh? I like that name." "Thanks, I got it from a hair dryer." I am very partial to the Simpsons, enjoy South Park, and think Family Guy is kind of meh. I know there are gems from all three. Go.
Futurama got snubbed. Quagmire: Would you have sex with Cleveland if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie? Peter Griffin: Uh... yeah, yeah, I'd probably do it. Glenn Quagmire: Hang on, hang on... Missionary, and you have to look him in the eye. No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else. [Cleveland looks at Peter] Peter Griffin: [pause] I think still yes. Cleveland Brown: Thank you, Peter. Glenn Quagmire: All right, here's another one. Who would you rather have sex with: a very pregnant Gina Gershon or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident? Peter Griffin: W-wait, h-hang on, hang on. Look, you know-you know, I-I know this is a men's club, but why does it always have to be about sex? Like, okay, look-- h-how about this? How about this? Who would you rather start a small business with: Janet Reno after a safari, or the fat guy from My Name Is Earl? Glenn Quagmire: That still sounds like a sex question. Peter Griffin: It is not. Glenn Quagmire: Well then, what the hell does "safari" have to do with it? Cleveland Brown: What's the guy from Earl's credit rating? Peter Griffin: 651. Cleveland Brown: That's not bad. Joe Swanson: Better than mine. Cleveland Brown: Does he have an idea, or do I have to come up with it myself? Peter Griffin: He's got an idea, but it's not quite there. Glenn Quagmire: I'd have to give it to Janet Reno, 'cause I've always had this business plan for home delivery of prescription medications, and that--that seems like it's more her market. Joe Swanson: This is stupid! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT VAGINAS!
Homer's recurring statements: "It's funny, 'cuz... ... it's true." ... I don't know him." ... it's not me." ... you smell." "Mmmmm... ... pistol whip..." [many many more]."
The last Family Guy episode with Brian fathering a child with fat trailer trash was reaching for content. I guess that's not as bad as the last Simpsons episode...at 10 years old, Bart has almost been married twice.
"...God's watching me do #2 !?!?!?...oh man i'm a sinner; Gods a pervert..." http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=HsfiIbiUQ5M
The Simpsons was ahead of its time. I've probably used hundreds of simpsons quotes on this site. south park has always been either hit or miss, but I have to say one of the funniest things I ever saw was the episode of south park where they alleged the writers of Family Guy were just whales in a giant tank who randomly select random words mixed with pop culture icons. Brian making Stewie watch 2girls1cup was pretty damn hilarious. Family Guy may be pretty formulaic and borrows a lot from its predecessors, but at least its funny. Futurama has the greatest animated character in the history of the universe ... Dr. Zoidberg. but I think the best animated series out right now is by far The Venture Bros.
"...the Rhode Island **** Society will be sponsoring free check-ups for this year's **** Awareness Week..." <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8iZ6jrwX-Hc&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8iZ6jrwX-Hc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355">
Marge: Homer, I thought I told you not to bring your gun to the dinner table Homer: But we're at the breakfast table. Marge: IT'S THE SAME TABLE!
Totally. "I will take the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which also comes with double the prize money"
automated voice on phone: "I am sorry but this number can not be reach by your phone. ...... you neglagent monster" simpsons
Yeah, see... I couldn't let my kids watch Family Guy... they have too many innuendos and sexual connotations... if The Simpsons have some, I could probably count them on my hand... but still, South Park makes FG look like an English Teacher .
Too many good ones...but just a few... Ralph Wiggum: Homer: Lionel Hutz: And it could go on and on and on... South Park I think is more about memorable episodes, then quotes. And Family Guy is more about a particular scene. So for quotes, Simpsons gets the win.
