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Best self diagnosis link?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    I've had mild intestinal/abdominal pain for the past couple days, and I'm trying to see what might cause that.

    IMO, WebMD sucks at diagnosing crap.

    What's a good one to go to?
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Based on what you've said about your diet, I would diagnose you with mild colitis (sp?) (something I diagnosed myself with once.)

    Taking a spoon of fiber powder (in whatever drink you want) for about a week or two would clear that up. Or it did for me.
     
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    Are you sidelining as House? Only he could come up with a diagnosis so quick and with such little information.

    :)
     
  4. BleedRocketsRed

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    And people believe we have the best healthcare system in the world...
     
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  5. DonnyMost

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    Too much sidelining as a competitive eater.
     
  6. oomp

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    Did you go back and eat those grasshoppers?
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Lol. Nope. And the odd part is oneside is experiencing bowel like discomfort while the other side just has been mildly sore in a different way for two days straight.
     
  8. BMoney

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    I would just go the doctor.
     
  9. Kilgore Trout

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    With the help of Web MD, I was recently self diagnosed as a sex addict.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Harrisment

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    Makayla has been complaining of stomach pain for the last 24 hours. Sounds like you two are up to some shenanigans. ;)
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    OK, I just also noticed that my abdomen on my left side is sore to the touch, where the weird chronic pain was.
     
  12. Kam

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    It's called Love.
     
  13. Bandwagoner

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    if he didn't go to the Dr. how is our healthcare system at fault?
     
  14. The Real Shady

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    Sounds like Chlamydia.
     
  15. Bandwagoner

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    I am not sure about that, but my friend once had these same problems then died 2 days later.
     
  16. junglerules

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    Which side is the appendix on? Honestly, I don't recall. Still, if that's the issue, that's not something to mess around with. You should check it out with a doctor, man.
     
  17. Hmm

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    appendix is located on the lower right side of the abdomen..
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    This is on my left side right at the belt line.
     
  19. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    It may be a hernia
     
  20. RedRedemption

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    That's not very reassuring.
     

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