I just watched The Sandlot last week and here are a couple of quotes I like from that one. "You play ball like a girl" "Even my mom, a grown up girl, knew who Babe Ruth was"
Good ones.. here's one of mine. Gridiron Gang Coach Moore - You know you're an idiot, right? Coach Porter - I'm making progress, I used to be an a*shole. Edit.. thought of another! Lucas Did you hear about Lucas? It's suicide! He's gone out for the football team. (there's another good one about a pissant coach but I can't remember how it went)
How about just Sports quotes.... "So, you're saying there's still a chance?" - Rockets "I guess their TV was broke." - Mutombo "If I went up in blazes, there's no living soul who would pee on me to put the fire out." - Andrei Kirilinko "I didnt ask for the anal probe" - Ashton Kutcher "You know what I like about high school girls? Every year I get older and they stay the same." - Karl Malone "He is a boil on the butt of humanity." Dedicated to Jerry Sloan. "Welcome to the party pal." BBS to Tracy McGrady "I'll Be Back." -Yao
Easily one of the top quotes of all time! "Last year, I lead this team in ninth inning doubles in the month of August!" -- Mr Baseball
"I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the **** kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the ****ing difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?" - Any Given Sunday
Not from a sports movie, but applies to sports. "Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen."
Where's the Varsity Blues love? Mox: Now if we go out there, and we half-ass it 'cause we're scared, all we're left with is an excuse; we're always gonna wonder. But if we go out there, and we give it absolutely everything - that's heroic. Let's be heroes." Mox: The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro. Miss Davis: ...a pedro? Mox: yeah, uh huh. Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina! Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog. Mox: I think it's a pig. Billy Bob: Yeah. Tweeder: Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car.
Michael Irvin's locker room speech with the Miami Hurricane football players before their game against Florida State... <embed type="application/x-mplayer2" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/MediaPlayer/" src="http://flashwarner.com/michaelirvinspeech.mp3" name="MediaPlayer1" autostart="0" showcontrols="1" height="70" width="480"></embed>
There was also James Woods saying something like "Fine... go get butt****ed by 12 neanderthals" Such a weird movie. Overacted, Overdramatized, and for the most part awesome.
Meatballs - Ok, the zone's not working. They're a little too big to play man-to-man. And we can't shoot for ****. Bad News Bears - Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can. The Best of Times - You better watch it, Dr. Death! I'm pretty damn fast for a Caucasian. Great catch my ass, that's what you're supposed to do when the ball hits you in the hands. These scores are all wrong, we did'nt lose 42-0, we lost 35-0!
I could go on for days with this thread.... The Mighty Ducks: Well, here's the long and the short of it. I hate hockey and I don't like kids. D2: The Mighty Ducks: You lost it for yerseeeelf....let's go shake their hands.
okay I had to look this one up to make sure i had it right.. Coach Carter You really need to consider the message you're sending these boys by ending the lockout. It's the same message that we as a culture send to our professional athletes; and that is that they are above the law. If these boys cannot honor the simple rules of a basketball contract, how long do you think it will be before they're out there breaking the law? I played ball here at Richmond High 30 years ago. It was the same thing then; some of my teammates went to prison, some of them even ended up dead. If you vote to end the lockout, you won't have to terminate me; I'll quit.
