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Best Quote, One-Liner, Favorite Saying from the Clutch BBS

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Jul 26, 2003.

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  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    This is for people like me and all the newbies that have come on in the past months who haven't been here for every or even most of the Clutch City BBS postings that have gone on in the past years. What are some of the most famous/favorite quotes, lines, one-liners, or sayings that have happened on the BBS? Heck even if they were posted a day ago or three years ago still post them because I, like so many, haven't been here to see most of them and probably would think some are absolutely hysterical. A famous one that I recall is somebody saying "At least they're sheep" or something like that. So what are some of the other ones. Please post your favorites.
     
    #1 Lil Pun, Jul 26, 2003
  2. pasox2

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    Where are you live?

    Maybe, maybe no?

    Pornstars are people too.
     
    #2 pasox2, Jul 26, 2003
  3. Lil Pun

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    Hey, if you can remember, please post who said them too.
     
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  4. Princess

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    that would be my pick

    -Lynus302
     
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  5. SWTsig

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    "pooper." - Baqui99, i believe.
     
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  6. Oski2005

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    Case Closed!

    T_J
     
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    Member on Crack - Clutch
     
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  9. Mack

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    "At least I screw sheep."
    --Courtesy of Corey Benjamin or Roy D. Elton.

    "I'll kiss your ass".
    --Blazer_Gal trash talking before a Rockets/Blazers game.

    "Get Riddy of Ruddy!"
    --LHutz

    "I would think the Bulls would win 41 games - if I were dyslexic."
    --moestavern19

    "If anyone has some extra balls, please give them to Cato. He seems to have lost his."
    -- Unknown, right before the draft lottery.

    "I dare you to ban me."
    --gettinbranded

    "I guarantee Chris Simms will be a top five pick."
    --The Cat

    "We will lose the next 15 games!"
    --empiric, right before the Rockets lost 15 games

    "IT'S CATO TIME!"
    --Unknown

    "Soup Commander and Triumphant Spirit"
    --A computer translated article referring to Rudy T and Kelvin Cato

    "Flip Saunders is a better X's and O's coach. He would be great at tic-tac-toe."
    --Some administrator, sick of the fire-rudy posts.
     
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  10. JPM0016

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    something to the effect of

    "anybody who likes Piakowski better than Posey is a racist"
     
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  11. Mack

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    Some gems during chat:

    Someone asked "Is Lisa Malosky hot?"

    Reply: "Neigh."

    After a horrendous entry pass by a Chinese guard to Yao Ming during the basketball World Championships:

    "What kind of a pass was that?"

    Reply: "Inscrutable."
     
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  12. Mack

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    Edit: I was trying to edit a post!
     
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    actually...it would be any variation on "do her in the pooper"
    It has been used in several different instances..

    :)
     
    #13 Rockets2K, Jul 26, 2003
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    THANKS FOR PLAYING, ROOKIE

    T_J
     
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  15. Lil Pun

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    Yes I remember this one just not who said it, hilarious! :D
     
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    Pretty much anything T_J ends a post with.
     
    #16 ima_drummer2k, Jul 26, 2003
  17. Oski2005

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    I think he only ends them with one of 2 phrases, that's why they're memorable, he uses them all the time. BTW, check out your sig, you've got a good one right there.
     
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    "your mean"
     
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    Manny calling everyone a jabroni.:)
     
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    "You are rude for a German! I refuse to reply!"
     
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