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Best movie ever.........Superbad

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  1. juanming

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    Okay not only is it the funniest movie ever

    I discovered a week ago that is actually is a good guide to teach your daughter about sex education if you're a single dad like me

    You heard that correctly.. I have been dreeding like most dads The Talk, and she's already asking bizarre questions because the school has not taught or anything. Questions like where do babies come from how are babies formed.... I I told her it's from a man and woman kissing "she said you're lying"

    so I think she's smarter than her age I'm not going to stay at her age because you guys will freak out but I went ahead and showed her the movie Superbad

    Up to that point her favorite movies and shows were walking dead, Dumb and Dumber, Paul, Annabelle, Halloween 1


    And sure enough I did not expect this she wants to watch Superbad every single day


    So obviously the questions came up during the movie

    And I simply had it easy explanation about girls having periods because she asked about that but when she saw the blood and I told her that I can't let her see the last 20 minutes of the movie because it's adult stuff which I did not let her see

    But the movie is extremely graphic

    Long story short I believe it's sex education

    helps me to show her visually how teenage boys really are because verbally doesn't really work because they had to see it visually

    but be up besides that even if I did not have a child this movie is funny as hell I watch it when she's gone and I love this movie

    So many funny parts I can't even tell you what my favorite part is

    Happy holidays

    PS: if you want to show a really scary movie to little kids get a movie called "curse of illanora" holy hell. for little girls that might be the scariest movie of all time.
     
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  2. VanityHalfBlack

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    You seen Porky’s?
     
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    Nice.

    When the time comes to teach her about alcohol and cigarettes, make sure you have her try a pack of Camels and a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    OP, I think you misspelled "Trading Places"
     
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    have you also tried caligula? in addition to secks, it teaches you about excess, incest, and betrayal
     
  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    The Matrix. Followed by Scott Pilgrim. That’ll keep the grand kids away.
     
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    Whose ALT is this?

    He is trying way too hard.
     
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    Gotta teach your kids. They’re going to have sex by 17, unless they’re fat like some of our fellow posters… Educate them.
     
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  10. jo mama

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    thats the movie to show when youre ready to teach your daughter how the stock market works.
     
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    Or how delicious beef jerky is.

     
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    Green slime best movie ever
     
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    Fast Times and Last American Virgin are far better. Both have real talks about teenage pregnancy. Both are far superior in talking about it. You should watch them beforehand. Neither mince words.
     
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    Funniest movie I’ve ever seen…

    Game 6 Knicks Rockets. @tinman
     
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  15. jo mama

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    you misspelled roadhouse.
     
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    you misspelled Gypsy Tears.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Seriously, take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
     
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    Over-under on age at which said daughter has her first pregnancy? 17?
     
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