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Best job in America?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Buck Turgidson, Oct 23, 2002.

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  1. Buck Turgidson

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    #1 Buck Turgidson, Oct 23, 2002
  2. Castor27

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    That would be a pretty decent job. But I guess the guy did not realize that the tweaker and water giver ar ethe same guy...



    CK
     
    #2 Castor27, Oct 23, 2002
  3. PhiSlammaJamma

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    How do you get fired from that job...
     
    #3 PhiSlammaJamma, Oct 23, 2002
  4. deepellumrocket

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    And this year's worst job in America: Assistant Crack w****.
     
    #4 deepellumrocket, Oct 23, 2002
  5. A-Train

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    As far as getting paid for no work is concerned, backup QB for the Green Bay Packers gets the nod for best job in America...
     
    #5 A-Train, Oct 23, 2002
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    I thought it was Crack w**** Trainee.
     
    #6 Buck Turgidson, Oct 23, 2002
  7. giddyup

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    Doesn't anybody do anything for themselves anymore?
     
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  8. deepellumrocket

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    You're right. It is, but I had never heard that version of the joke till just this past weekend on a rerun on Comedy Central, so I'm still used to telling the joke as "Assistant..."
     
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    i didn't see THIS job on monster.com!
     
    #9 drapg, Oct 23, 2002
  10. heypartner

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    That's a good job. But I still think the Britney Spears Camel-toe maker is a better job.
     
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  11. Castor27

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    Don't you mean Camel Toe :eek: :eek:


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    #11 Castor27, Oct 23, 2002
  12. heypartner

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    Castor...yeah, figured it out when I started a search for the famous photo, but couldn't find it with "camel foot" d'oh!

    here it is

    <img src="http://www.cameltoe.org/images/BritToe.jpg">
     
    #12 heypartner, Oct 23, 2002
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    Favre gets a bye week or I think he would have finally missed a game...
     
    #13 Sonny, Oct 23, 2002
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    Two things by the ole Fishie Man:

    1 - this is the greatest thread ever in the Hangout Section. Much props Buck.

    2 - I loved your post Heypartner, both of them, but I really need to know where you came up with camel foot because that **** is hilarious. Are you foreign and were trying to translate or are you just that old:)
     
    #14 LeGrouper, Oct 23, 2002
  15. heypartner

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    LeGrouper, I'm not so old to not know that photo existed.

    Toe | Foot
    Fingering | Fisting

    it's all the same, right? Close enough.

    btw: Why doesn't Jennifer tweak her own nipples. Is she so dense that she let those perverts convince that it takes someone else tweaking you to get it perfectly perky.

    anyhow, can you imagine the photographer saying to Britney, "You're losing your toe, Britney. Homer, you're up. Go stroke it back into place."
     
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  16. LeGrouper

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    awesome....that's all....just awesome....:D
     
    #16 LeGrouper, Oct 23, 2002
  17. Falcons Talon

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    Dangit...URL Filtered!!! You're all gonna get me fired...Heeeyyyy...I wonder if J-Lo or Britney are hiring...
     
    #17 Falcons Talon, Oct 23, 2002
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    Pretty good job. Best job would be the gr8-1's foot massager.
     
    #18 gr8-1, Oct 23, 2002
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    hell ya!

    i'm gonna ask chicks if they can help me with job experience...hell, i'll tell them i'll do it for free, cuz i need more experience.
     
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  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Don't you work at a school? What part of "tweaking J-Lo's nipples" did you think would NOT be filtered? ;)
     
    #20 Buck Turgidson, Oct 23, 2002
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