The following is from KGB-FM, San Diego (radio station). The FCC fined the station $9200 for playing the following rhyme over the air waves. Was the fine justified? "I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey, Sweet Tart, how'd you like to Crunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll and, you know, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds. This little Twix had the Red Hots. My Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat, and she started to scream, "Oh Henry! Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars and I gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. I said, "Look, why don't you just take my Watchamacallit, and slip it up your Bit-o-Honey?" Oh, what of piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too. She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack. You're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed by Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good & Plenty, and all of a sudden, my Starburst. She started to grow a bit Chunky and, sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth." ------------------
That was damn funny. ------------------ The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why i didn't get more meat, ill just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where ive hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
I've seen this before online done with the candy wrappers. I'll see if I can find it. http://www.rhiannonbooks.com/funstuff/funpages/other/o22.htm That's not the exact same story as above, but it's close. ------------------ CC.net's most courteous driver Oh yeah, and I'm looking for a job right now, so hire me please [This message has been edited by Vengeance (edited July 01, 2001).]
"Nutrageous" ------------------ Reactions after The Rockets got Eddie Griffin for 3 draft picks "Eddie For 3 ... Yes!!! O Mother!!!!!!!"
This thread makes me want to grease up my Candy Cane with Nutella and slide it along the outside of my Chocolate Easter Bunny's nice, plump jube-jubes. After that, I'd grab hold of her Choclairs and wham it straight up her Half Moon, all the while fantasizing about May West while Joe Louis watched. Then, I'd lean forward and Crunch 'n Munch her big, bloated Jello Cups while getting jiggy with her Crunchie Skittles. The little Twinkie would be screaming in no time flat, especially after I hauled out my Big Turk and Cool Whiped her sweet little Eskimo Pie. After all that, I'd Rolo over to the other side of the bed and get my Pixie Stix warmed up for her Smartie graduate student sister while M & M blasted on the stereo in the background. ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions! [This message has been edited by fadeaway (edited July 02, 2001).]
Is it wrong that that made me a little horny? Yeah, baby! ------------------ How the hell should I know why God would allow the Holocaust. I don't even know how the electric can opener works. - from Hannah and Her Sisters
