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Basketball's Ugliest Players

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  1. Truth

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    Hey it's a long offseason.... Give us your All-Ugly lineup!! You can use player from past, present and future (college).

    PG- Avery Johnson
    SG- Reggie Miller
    SF- Hedo Turkoglu
    PF-Carl Herrera
    C- Margo Dydek (7'4 Utah Starzz)
     
    #1 Truth, Sep 8, 2002
  2. 3814

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    sam cassell - the alien.
    http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/sam_cassell.jpg

    hedu turkoglu - just straight up weird lookin.
    http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/hidayet_turkoglu.jpg

    popeye jones - an extreme ugly version of cassell...more developed ugliness.
    http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/popeye_jones.jpg

    patrick ewing - the missing link in the proof for evolution.
    http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/patrick_ewing.jpg

    gheorghe mursan - still can't get over the ugliness of this guy.
    http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/gheorghe_muresan.jpg
     
    #2 3814, Sep 8, 2002
  3. Truth

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    Ya know, Hedo looks like a grown version of the the kid from "Malcolm in the Middle".
     
    #3 Truth, Sep 8, 2002
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    Any all-ugly list has to include Tyrone Hill and Popeye Jones.
     
    #4 mfclark, Sep 8, 2002
  5. Stevie Francis

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    tyrone hill- skelator
    cassell- alien
    popye-crossed eyed dumbo
    mutombo-lips are side ways
    Kt- looks like mr. potatoe's lips were put on him
    hedo- the ugly duckling
    ewing-gorilla(not racist me an my black friends say it al the time)
    kemp-never talks with his mouth straight

    I know i missed some oh well.
     
    #5 Stevie Francis, Sep 8, 2002
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    TYRON HILL GETS 50 VOTES FROM ME!!!!!!!! THAT FOOL IS STRAIGHT HIDEOUS!!!!:(
     
    #6 off_welfare, Sep 8, 2002
  7. ZRB

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    No one is uglier than Karl Malone.
     
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  8. Truth

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    How 'bout Micheal Olowakandi, Darius Miles, and Vlade Divac!! I would like to see ya'll top that!!!
     
    #8 Truth, Sep 8, 2002
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    Sean Rooks.
     
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    [​IMG]

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    It's a tough choice they're both fugly!
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    #10 The Real Shady, Sep 8, 2002
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    Nick Van Exel
    Cassel
    Ewing
     
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  12. R0ckets03

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    I dont know, Stockton, Sloan and Ostertag are kind of close.
     
    #12 R0ckets03, Sep 8, 2002
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    how about boykin from clippers and muggsy bogus :D The midgets in the nba
     
    #13 aznlincolnpark, Sep 8, 2002
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    [​IMG]Shame on you

    This topic has come up way too much. Yes there are ugly people in NBA, and yes they scare the crap out of all of us.
     
    #14 HotRocket, Sep 8, 2002
  15. Truth

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    Predjrag Drobjnak
     
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  16. ZRB

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    Sorry, I forgot about Ostertag. He's just so forgettable...

    Ostertag and Malone are tied at the top, with Stockton right behind.

    1. Malone
    1. Ostertag
    3. Stockton
     
    #16 ZRB, Sep 8, 2002
  17. Truth

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    Speaking of the Jazz, we left out Kirilenko. He looks dead.
     
    #17 Truth, Sep 8, 2002
  18. B-Bob

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    Okay, some people are posting non-active players, so this brings up the Cro-Magnon man: JEFF HORNACEK. Dude should have worn a caveman outfit on the court ... with Jazz short shorts of course. Also, do any of you remember Paul Mokeski?
     
    #18 B-Bob, Sep 8, 2002
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    Marko Jaric the new Clipper. He plays for Yugoslavia.
    Now that is an Ugly hairy dude.

    Anyone has his picture?
     
    #19 COMPAQ CENTER, Sep 8, 2002
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