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Baseball 2103

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  1. Another Brother

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    -150 mph fastball.

    - Shortstop moves back several feet to also play 4th outfielder.

    - Ken Griffey the 6th wins batting title.

    -It is discovered that Barry Bonds was a mutant.

    -The first exhibition games are played on international space station.

    any more ideas commissioners?
     
    #1 Another Brother, Sep 18, 2003
  2. codell

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    A player cloned from Ted Williams frozen DNA becomes the 1st player to hit .400 in over 150 years.

    Outfields wear shoes with rockets in them, making it easier to turn home runs into outs.
     
    #2 codell, Sep 18, 2003
  3. AntiSonic

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    Astros still have yet to appear in the World Series. :p
     
    #3 AntiSonic, Sep 18, 2003
  4. Another Brother

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    Thank you for my morning giggle...

    ...damn that's funny, and accurate!
     
    #4 Another Brother, Sep 18, 2003
  5. B-ball freak

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    Ricky henderson retires
     
    #5 B-ball freak, Sep 18, 2003
  6. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    George Steinbrenner VII of the New York/Albany/Buffalo Metro-Yankees raised his annual payroll a MLB record 112th year in a row, now totaling $8.73 billion, just $6 billion over the newly adjusted salary cap. Drew Henson VI is still trying to make it with the team, also having been drafted by the NFL's latest expansion team, the Bastrop Bears.
     
    #6 boomboom, Sep 18, 2003
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    That IS funny!!!:D
     
    #7 boomboom, Sep 18, 2003
  8. Another Brother

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    Two gems in one thread.


    :D :D :D

    How bout this...

    The Pete Rose decision is delayed one more year.
     
    #8 Another Brother, Sep 18, 2003
  9. A-Train

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    The Detroit Tigers break their own record by going 1-161

    The Cubs and the Red Sox, both trying for their first World Series titles since 1908 and 1918 respectively, are both denied after a comet comes crashing down on Chicago moments before game 7, thus destroying the earth

    After the new commissioner lowers the salary to $10,000 per year for every player, cancels the all star game in honor of Sadam Hussein's birthday, and funnels all of baseball's profits to fund his own personal child p*rnography network, he's still voted by fans as baseball's second worst commissioner of all time, still ahead of Bud Selig...
     
    #9 A-Train, Sep 18, 2003
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  10. Castor27

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    The still homeless Expos agree to play 40 home games on uncolonized Mars. Then those games still draw more fans than they draw in Montreal.
     
    #10 Castor27, Sep 18, 2003
  11. VesceySux

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    The Red Sox batting order in 2103:

    CF - Ted Williams Clone #1 (Ted)
    SS - Ted Williams Clone #2 (Teddy)
    1B - Ted Williams Clone #3 (Tedy)
    RF - Ted Williams Clone #4 (Tedd)
    LF - Ted Williams Clone #5 (T.W)
    3B - Ted Williams Clone #6 (T.W.2)
    2B - Ted Williams Clone #7 (Theodore)
    C - Ted Williams Clone #8 (Theo)
    DH - Ted Williams Clone #9 (T-Dogg)
     
    #11 VesceySux, Sep 18, 2003
  12. drapg

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    and they still can't beat the Yankees to clinch the pennant.
     
    #12 drapg, Sep 18, 2003
  13. Htownhero

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    IN THE YEAR 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #13 Htownhero, Sep 18, 2003
  14. underoverup

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    The Tokyo Godzillas will defeat the Havanna Castros for the world championship.
     
    #14 underoverup, Sep 18, 2003
  15. Summer Song Giver

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    P-Ted Williams Clone #10 (T-Dub)
     
    #15 Summer Song Giver, Sep 18, 2003
  16. JBIIRockets

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    Tim McCarver is STILL calling games on national TV.
     
    #16 JBIIRockets, Sep 18, 2003
  17. Sonny

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    Clone this and clone that. Bring back Harry Carey or at least clone Will Ferrell to impersonate him. :)

    In 2103 - Umpires will still be big fata$$es and we will have instant replay.
     
    #17 Sonny, Sep 18, 2003
  18. Rocketman95

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    Would a 4th Ted Williams clone joke be overkill?
     
    #18 Rocketman95, Sep 18, 2003
  19. drapg

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    We will have Designated Designated Hitters to hit for those designated hitters that are too old and fat to go up to bat 4-5 times a game.
     
    #19 drapg, Sep 18, 2003
  20. Pole

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    2 DNA re-programmed soy protein Hot Dogs ........................$275
    2 Carbo-free endorphin enriched alco-free "beers".................$250
    2 Hermetically sealed glass bottom hover seats over center field...................$12,500

    Having the peace of mind that the kids aren't getting into trouble because they're locked up safe in sound in your very own suspended animation chamber..........................................priceless
     
    #20 Pole, Sep 18, 2003
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